Nov 2, 200714
Lindsay Lohan Has a Dirty Mouth
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
The Daily Mail has a few shots of Lindsay Lohan leaving Il Sole on Tuesday with somebody else’s mouth on her face. And also with somebody else’s mustache over this new mystery mouth. My initial thought was that she might have stolen it from a of hobo who passed out into a tiny, mouth-sized mud puddle after being kicked in the teeth a couple of times, but then I remember this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about. She probably just got overzealous giving a hummer and then forgot to wipe away the Dirty Sanchez afterward. Yep, that sounds about right. Pretty much anything to do with semen and penis-gargling is a safe bet.
Lindsay and her dirty mouth leaving Il Sole:
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Maybe she went ass to mouth…dirty, dirty whore.
Nov 2nd, 2007
abby
I wouldn’t fuck her with a bag of a hundred dicks.
Nov 2nd, 2007
abby
Possibly a bag of kitchen knives and fireplace pokers. Just not the dick bag. I’m saving that for somebody special.
Nov 2nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I wouldn’t let her give me handjob even if I was using Pink’s STUNT cock!
Nov 2nd, 2007
scarlett
Even with rubber gloves on a robot in another room?
Nov 2nd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Mmmmmmm, depends if the robot has tits, and how big they are.
Nov 2nd, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Firecrotch looks like she has been attending the Brit-Brit School of Cheetos Munchers. Requirements to be accepted: Rehab graduate, at least on the cover of a tab or gossip site once a day, permanent orange stains on surrounding mouth area or fingers (from eating them like a lady and not bag-to-mouth), have the smell of three day old tuna, vodka and cigarette smoke, and deformed collagen lips that resemble Mick Jagger or Lisa Rinna. Yes, you to can earn a degree in street walking pop wreck in this condensed three-day seminar. Of course this is provided Brit-Brit decides to show up after taking your money and spending it at Taco Bell, while loooking for a Starbucks. Guest speakers include the Momma Lohan (the oranginal Firecrotch), Parasite Hilton and Jenna Jameson.
Nov 2nd, 2007
nojustno
disgusting…what the hell is it?
Nov 3rd, 2007
SoulHunter
NOT ONLY HER MOUTH IS DIRTY…RILEY KNOWS FRICKEN BETTER… GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nov 5th, 2007
open mouth jones
Give the bitch an orbit
Nov 5th, 2007
julia
Did any of you stop to think that it’s this crap everyone writes about her that sends her down in the first place. Maybe she thinks that no matter what she does; she’s gonna get bad press anyway; so, why bother trying to clean up her act? If you can’t support her; then just SHUT UP!
Nov 5th, 2007
RALPH MALPH
LOOK LET’S LOOK AT THIS LIP THING IN A POSITIVE MANNER. MAYBE NOW SHE WONT USE HER LIPS AS VISE GRIPS AND SHE’LL BE A REAL PRO. ONCE THEIR LIPS GET LIKE THAT AFTER 20 MINUTES OF HARD BUFFING, THEY’LL NEVER DO THAT SHIT LIKE THAT AGAIN. SUPPOSEDLY THAT’S LIKE 2 WIND-BURNS IN ONE. TRUMPET PLAYERS GET THAT, ASK A TRUMPET PLAYER HOW IT FEELS. IF HE’S A WISE GUY HE’LL SAY ” I DUNNO LINDSAY’S ALWAYS BUSY” LOL.
Nov 30th, 2007
jealousyisanuglycolor
why is everyone hating on this poor girl. its so easy to say horrible things about some one whose life is in the spot light when you and all your dirty little secrets are not. if you where in her position with everyone in your face digging up your dirt you may not feel the same as you do now. keep in mind that many of the things that we don’t like about others are usually characteristics that we fid in ourselves. instead of thinking up these “witty” comments about people we don’t even know why don’t we try taking that time to better ourselves?
Jun 4th, 2008
Stanton Parhan
Lindsay Lohan SEX-video-scandal!!
http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=52108109&s=y
download now!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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