Quickies: I Have the Power

Nov 5, 2007

Kim Kardashian does Playboy. (CraveOnline)

They might say ‘Friendship never ends,’ but Posh knows anorexia is forever. (Webster’s My Bitch)

Vivica A. Fox? More like Vivica A. Seacow. (CelebSlam)

Even terrorists have a healthy respect for Naomi Campbell. (Jossip)

Avril Lavigne’s nipples shine like the top of the Chrysler building. If it were made of flower-shaped pasties. (Egotastic)

Involuntary manslaughter: another good reason not to juggle bowling balls. (timekiller)

Jessica Simpson continues to shamelessly whore. (The Grumpiest)

It’s He-Man, it’s live action, and it’s here! (Popoholic)

Eff friends! I’ll take a hero pet instead! (Wizbang! Pop)

BarbadoSlim

Bowling alley ass-clown will learn the true meaning of X-treme ball-juggling once he gets to County.

Nov 5th, 2007
bionic bunny

bwah-hah-hah!!!

Nov 5th, 2007
Axeldee

OMG…THAT PINK HIGHLIGHT IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF

http://WWW.HOTCELEBS.COM

Nov 6th, 2007
leash

holy shit that bowling ball video is the most disturbing thing i’ve seen in a while!

Nov 7th, 2007