Britney Spears Ordered to Pay K-Fed’s Bills
Tags: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
More bad news for Britney Spears — tubby has been ordered by the courts to foot K-Fed’s legal bills. TMZ reports
The request was made on November 6 by Federline seeking payment of $160,000 in attorney’s fees. The court docs state that Federline is “self-employed as a performing artist” and that “he does not earn any income.” The judge ordered Spears to pay $120,000 of those fees.
No word yet on K-Fed’s request that Britney wipe his bottom with hundred dollar bills after every bowel movement and spoon-feed him Tanqueray and Hennessey while he reclines nude on a cashmere throw. But just give it a little more time! I’m pretty sure the courts are going to rule in his favor.
Britney shopping for chandeliers while her children sit in the car with the parenting coach:
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open mouth jones
Holy sweet baby Jesus is that an unattractive woman.
I imagine that K-Fed only managed to keep it up while rutting with this beast by dreaming of checks dangling from the ceiling- just like Jenna Jameson.
Nov 7th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
K-pud was just like the other pervs who lusted after her when she was dancing around in a catholic school girl uniform, they wanted the underage fantasy, but when the make-up was off, this is what they found and most moved on to Firecrotch until she went to rehab and now they are lusting on the one-handed Hayden Pathetic bandwagon until the club scene and another box of twinkies brings her true figure to light. Never fear, there is always Hannah Monatana for the pervs to lust after until the next underage little girl comes along to fill their “To Catch a Predator” fantasies.
Nov 7th, 2007
supes
Thats a good explanation Otto, but the shorter and more truthful one is that she was hot back in the day (I know, its still hard to fukcing believe it, but she was!) and now she is fat, ignorant, and insane.
PS I hope she dies soon.
PPS Really, really soon
Nov 7th, 2007
Just Me
Who is that ugly girl? Ske is Britney? Damn, she look so… Ugly! http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014
Nov 8th, 2007
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