Nov 7, 2007

Fight! Fight! Fight!

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I know when I think “Fabio,” the first thing that comes to mind is “a good ass-kicking.” Apparently, it’s the same for George Clooney, too. According to Page Six

On Friday, Clooney and gal pal Sarah Larsen were having dinner at L.A. eatery Madeo next to Fabio and a group of women. All was well until one of Fabio’s pals started taking pictures of her friends. According to numerous eyewitnesses, Clooney, assuming the woman was taking snaps of him, asked her to stop - prompting Fabio to explain that the shots were of his group, not Clooney, and to tell the superstar, “Stop being a diva.” Clooney started arguing back, and he and Fabio then got into a shoving match. “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,” a witness told In Touch. Clooney then paid his check and left before finishing his meal. According to another In Touch witness, “George looked annoyed when Fabio went to his table. George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him . . . George was drinking . . . He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober, either.” Fabio’s manager told the magazine, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”

To which George Clooney replied, “Ah, but I was on ER!” There was a moment of confused silence and a couple of indignant mane tosses. Then Fabio’s left eye began to twitch. All he managed to get out was a frantic “I khant bayleeve ees naught buttah!” before his finally head exploded in a mist of bronzer and Axe deodorant body spray. See, that’s what you call “winning a war with words,” my friends. Infinitely better than “winning a diploma from your six-week anger management course.” At least that’s what my parole officer keeps telling me.

A little George in some stills from Ocean’s 13 for the ladies because I hate him with that beard he’s got now:

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18 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. SorceressssNo Gravatar

    At the risk of being ridiculed….. I’d do Fabio over Clooney any day. I know I’m in the minority, but Clooney does nothing for me.
    I would love to see a bitch fight between these two though!

    Nov 7th, 2007

  2. abbyNo Gravatar

    I don’t know you anymore.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  3. litelysaltedNo Gravatar

    Holy God I think this story is my favorite thing in the history of everything.

    Oh, and I hate the beard, too.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  4. LindsayNo Gravatar

    That’s not very nice; I rather like his new girlfriend. Oh, wait, you mean the beard on his face. My bad.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  5. abbyNo Gravatar

    I know! A gem like this only comes around once in a lifetime. You have to savor it like a fine wine. Or a fine strawberry-flavored malt beverage. Wine© by Fabio.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  6. Otto the Short Yellow Bus DriverNo Gravatar

    Sounjds like the next MTV reality show– Last Diva Standing, where a group of bearded divas try to outshine, out demandand out primp the other divas in the group. By the sounds of this, we have our first two contestants. How about if we add Kid Rock and Tommy Lee to the casting.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  7. SorceressssNo Gravatar

    What can I say Abby? Fabio reminds me of the hundreds of smutty romance novels I have at home and when I think of sitting down with one of those and a bottle of vodka, watch out!!

    [hanging my head in shame]

    Nov 7th, 2007

  8. open mouth jonesNo Gravatar

    Don’t worry Sorcy- it reminds me of the same thing. Except I prefer to pair smutty romance with a good box of wine.
    The voddy only gets let out of its cabinet when Brad’s on TV.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  9. sonyaNo Gravatar

    Was there any bodice ripping and heaving bosoms?

    Nov 7th, 2007

  10. SorceressssNo Gravatar

    Wine, vodka, rum, whiskey… whatever, if there’s alcohol in it, I’m there!!

    Nov 7th, 2007

  11. open mouth jonesNo Gravatar

    No, but there was beard grabbing and cock blocking.

    BTW, welcome back Salty.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  12. fayNo Gravatar

    95.5 klos broke the story with the woman who was with Fabio’s party. 95.5 klos has posted the picture of Clooney flipping off the woman in Fabio’s party who is taking a picture of Fabio and his friends, not Clooney. Poor George.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  13. supesNo Gravatar

    Fabio still requires a manager?

    Nov 7th, 2007

  14. JerryNo Gravatar

    Respect the beard!

    Nov 7th, 2007

  15. soannoyedbyitallNo Gravatar

    chick fight.

    Nov 7th, 2007

  16. dillthedevilNo Gravatar

    This story could only be more awesome if the family of that goose Fabio owned with his face whilst riding a rollercoaster were on another table in the same restaurant, and decided to back Clooney up.

    Nov 8th, 2007

  17. Just MeNo Gravatar

    That’s pic with Fabio is photoshoped, doesn’t it? http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014

    Nov 8th, 2007

  18. AxeldeeNo Gravatar

    HELLO SEXXXY

    Nov 8th, 2007

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