A Boston priest has been charged with stalking talk show host Conan O’Brien after sending him threatening letters for over a year. Those Catholics sure are chock-full of crazies! According to New York Times

A Feb. 20 letter [penned by Father Ajemian read]: “I’m told by some of those officious little usher people that you’re overbooked. Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans? You owe me big-time, pal. I want a public confession before I even consider giving you absolution.”

An April 26 letter, signed Padre, said, “I am not Seung Cho,” apparently alluding to the gunman at Virginia Tech. The letter continued: “Even if I did once look out on that dark and dreaded doorway on West 72 Street, remember Frank Costello once dodged a bullet in your building, and so can you.” The gangster Frank Costello was shot and wounded in the lobby of the Majestic on West 72nd Street in 1957.

The priest said in his correspondence that he had followed Mr. O’Brien’s career since they both attended Harvard. When Father Ajemian was ordained in 2001, The Boston Herald said he was a “former Episcopalian who was turned on to religion partly by Federicio Fellini’s 1960 film ‘La Dolce Vita’ ”.

Incidently, Lindsay Lohan has a variant of “La Dolce Vita” tattooed on her ass. Therefore, it’s safe to assume “La Dolce Vita” is Italian for “Mark of the Devil.” And once you’ve been marked by the devil, well, there’s only one way to go: the Anal Train to Sodomyville. Last stop? Crazy Town. See your local parishioner for details.

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