Rihanna = Lesbian

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Although Rihanna recenttly confirmed that she’s dating actor Josh Hartnett, this photo here suggests she might like boobs. I have verified through several credible sources that Josh Hartnett does not, in fact, have boobs. Nor does he have a similarly massive forehead or drawn-on angry eyebrows. It was also noted that he would never wear that shade of yellow because he’s a winter. So based on this collaborative research, I’m 78% sure that Josh Hartnett might actually be a gay. They don’t call me “The Encyclopedia Brown of the Gossip World”* for nothin’!

*Mostly I just call me that.

Rihanna at the Wild 94.9 Boo Bomb in San Jose the day before Halloween:

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  1. Monarhu

    Oh no! I loved her! Rihanna… my love… are you really a lesbian? I hop is just a joke http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014

  2. marcos

    i really like her, but in some of these pics her legs looks like made of plastic!

  3. open mouth jones

    Grab ‘em like you own ‘em, girl!

  4. abby

    Her legs are pristine, like they’re wax-coated. I bet it’d be like doing it with a mannequin. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! No, seriously… is there?

  5. open mouth jones

    marius would be the person to ask about that

  6. Just Me

    Look at her! She’s a perfect human being! http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014

  7. I love that the other chick looks like its no big deal. No surprise, no laughter, no shock. Almost like she is used to that kind of treatment from Rihanna….

  8. Axeldee

    she’s just fooling around…

    http://www.freshgossip.org

  9. RichPort

    Oddly I now, for the first time EVER, find her attractive.

  10. Jamie

    What is the big deal. My wife and her friend grab each others boobs all the time. No big deal.

  11. i cant believe dis girl got down like dat. if u missed her at the WMA follow my name catch the performance of singing Umbrella.

  12. Gwenn

    Every women are lesbians;hopefully!

  13. Wow!is she really a les?don’t think so but she might be. i cannot believe she’s touching some ones boobs

  14. WANNA GO OWT CAUSE YOUR FUCKIN HOT

  15. RENNY

    I don’t want to believe this,Rhianna is so beautifull for that,and if it’s true then am very disappointed with her.

  16. daniel

    hey rihanna i think ur fit and wanna fuck u hard if only u werenet into ladys boo hoo xx

  17. Louise

    I am shocked with the stupid responses to Rihannas lesbian rumors. If she is, good for her, and if she is not good for her. People are so God damn ignorant! Like saying that they are disappointed in her, saying that it is gross, saying that it is wrong, saying that they would stop listening to her music if she was gay. For feck sake, what has her sexuality got to do with anything. If it makes a difference she has confirmed she is in fact dating a guy. Not that it makes a difference. I am just disgusted with people. Ugh.

    I spend my time surrounded by intelligent, fun, happy people. As a result of this, I am shocked when I read the comments of stupid, ignorant, obviously unhappy people. I wish I could talk to these people. I have, honest to blog, never had a friend who would actually stop listening to somebody’s records over something like this, if it was true that is.

    What is wrong with people. Is it religion? Is that their problem with gay’s? I really want to meet somebody whose opinion I could not change. Especially Christians like myself, how can people use that as a reason to hate!!! The bible says ‘an eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth’. However the new testament says ‘turn the other cheek’.Bible contradicting itself. You know why? It was written for different societies. The old testament says briefly that homosexuality is wrong. But don’t you get that like the part that says strike somebody back, it was written for a different society. Sigh. Okay, maybe this isn’t the place to vent. But I’ve read a few of these Rihanna lesbian rumor articles, and the replies they got, both shocked and appalled me. People need to jump on into this century. Things like race, skin colour, sexual orientation, and social class, are not used to judge people anymore, and they should never be a reason to actually hate, or dislike somebody.

    To sum it up, do you plan on having a relationship with Rihanna? How does it concern you who she dates… Though she has confirmed she’s going out with a guy. But if she wasn’t, and was actually dating a girl, would you actually stop buying her records? If the answer is yes, then I feel sorry for you.

  18. Danae.

    rihanna is probably just playin around…notice the look on her frends face. no surprise. no shock. it actually looks lyke it was planned. nd if shes not playin around, that doesnt automatically make her a lesbian. she cud be bi-sexual. nd even if she was bi or lesbian, y the fuck wud it matter?! it doesnt effect ANY of u. she shud be able to date who she wants to date, lyke who she wants to lyke. wtf is up with the world? wats wrong with being gay?? give me 2 GOOD reasons. ohh…the constitution or sum shit. well wats wrong with CHANGE? y are people so afraid of wats DIFFERENT? ohh wait. maybe its not “christian” or “religious” to be gay. hmm. well, where in the bible does it say gay people are “bad”? where does it say that God hates gay people? i mean, thats who u worship, right? God? so, if God said that its okay to be gay, would u worship Him then?? if u wud, then y the fuck do u hate or are “disapointed in” gay people for??

  19. dutty gal rihanna

  20. bola

    rhianna i did not know you like touching girls boobs

  21. bola

    you bitch

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