Comments on: Amy Winehouse’s Enabler Arrested

By: J

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:06:40 +0000

In his defense, Jack was a heroin addict in like the third season or something.

By: Just Me

Just Me — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:35:10 +0000

Yeah, Amy is great! So what if she’s a slut bitch? http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014

By: DiamondSal

DiamondSal — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:44:50 +0000

Blame Sean Penn and Leo DeCapio

By: Axeldee

Axeldee — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:43:10 +0000

WHAT’S WITH THE ATTITUDE…AMY IS GREAT…

http://www.uglypeople.org

By: Gweilo

Gweilo — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 16:44:18 +0000

^ By “court” I mean of course “the arresting officers and the assembled throng of gawking neighbours”. That’ll teach me for not paying attention.

By: Gweilo

Gweilo — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 16:36:55 +0000

Rather than simply screaming “Baby I love you!” she should have treated the court to a Ramones stylee cover version.

By: Italian Stallion

Italian Stallion — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:12:47 +0000

35. Go to get your next fix.

36. Bang a hooker on the way.

37. Pick up a dirty needle found in gutter.

38. Stop at the store for tooth paste. (hahahahahahahaha)

39. Scratch the local homeless dog until his leg twitches.

40. Proceed to bite off finger nails with all that doggie goodness you just acquired.

41. Chase down the little leperchuan(?) and try to steal his pot of gold.

42. Throw up from all that running.

43. Shoot up.

44. Scream “Norman Bates is crazy”.

45. Call your wife a whore.

46. Shoot up.

47. OD and fucking DIE already!!!!!!

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:04:24 +0000

28. Chase the phantom dragon.

29. Get a quickie when Amy is passed out.

30. Call the escort service for a fat hooker.

31. Break a needle in arm looking for a vein.

32. Borrow Amy’s credit card for the fat hooker.

33. Pass out on the front steps.

34. Leave right before the bobbies break down the front door with a search warrant.

By: abby

abby — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:01:41 +0000

23. Stare in a mirror while listening to “Dark Side of the Moon”

24. Smash mirror with fist

25. Sop up blood with paper towels

26. Wring out paper towels into a syringe

27. Waste not, want not!

By: BarbadoSlim

BarbadoSlim — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:18:25 +0000

18. forget to bathe.

19. forget to floss and brush.

20. forget to use deodorant.

21.forget to change underwear.

22. vomit profusely, wipe with sleeve.