Britney Too Famous for Red Lights

Nov 9, 2007

Britney Too Famous for Red Lights

Tags: Britney Spears

Britney Spears blew peeled through a red light at a “notoriously dangerous intersection” last night, of course with the kiddies in the back and a court-appointed monitor cowering for her life in the passenger seat. According TMZ

The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon in Los Angeles. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she’s texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, “Red light, red light!” Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.

Yesterday, [Kevin Federline's attorney] asked the Commissioner to forbid Brit from driving when the kids are in the car. The judge said he’d ponder that and rule on November 26. The bets are on — Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed’s lawyer, will be back in court long before the 26th after eying the new video.

In my head I saw the car cartoonishly skidding around the corner on two wheels, with her waving a turkey leg out the window and yelling “It’s Britney, bitch!” while the kids claw frantically at their seat belts and the monitor begins reciting a Hail Mary. She might as well wrap the little bastards in gasoline-soaked rags and hand ‘em a couple of M-80’s and sparklers. It’s quicker than waiting for them to spontaneously combust on their own.

15 Comments, Comment or Ping

IGetIt

Holy Mother of God! I have got to stop trying to eat while to read your posts. I nearly snoked pb&j out of my nose. I sure hope that monitor is getting hazard pay for this assignment.

Nov 9th, 2007
BarbadoSlim

I’m guessing this piece of shit judge will finally make a ruling barring this lunatic from endangering the kids when she has ….mmmmm I don’t know, cooked them for thanksgiving?

Nov 9th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Ain’t no red light stopping Brit-Brit from getting her Taco Bell fix. A junkie needs to get her fix, not matter the cost.

Nov 9th, 2007
agita

Take the kids, for god’s sake, someone take the chillin away from Miss Mothah

Nov 9th, 2007
Italian Stallion

I actually am surprised that I’m about to say this. Keep in mind I’m high. If she didn’t have fucking cameras flashing in her face every fucking moment of her life, she could think straight and not have to go through lights endangering her life, that no one cares about, or her childrens………………….

Nov 9th, 2007
Italian Stallion

Now that I did say it, fucking SHOOT me………….

Nov 9th, 2007
Gweilo

Britz got the brains (and the driving skills) of a billy goat.

Nov 10th, 2007
Hate myself for saying it

Italian Stallion, I want to stab myself in the eyeballs for agreeing with you, but that’s what I thought when I watched the video too. For a long time I wondered why this dumbshit wore sunglasses at night while driving, but now I understand. The paps are going to cause another accident one day and someone’s gong to lose their life.

Nov 10th, 2007
Italian Stallion

Here’s to hoping the next one the paps kill is smoking hot. I haven’t had sex with any hot corpses lately………

Nov 10th, 2007
Phoenix

Don’t let her kids be exposed to the media as they are, for God’s sake!
http://november.seasky.com.ar/

Nov 11th, 2007
Axeldee

NO FRICKEN KIDDING ME….LOL

http://www.uglypeople.org

Nov 12th, 2007
jampot

Oh please!! She courts the paps and the attention! Maybe if she didn’t act like a complete freak of nature all the time then the paps might leave her alone and stop following her about waiting to catch a snap of her next fuck-up.

Nov 12th, 2007
Just Me

Not Brit! Not again! I’m sick of her! http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014

Nov 12th, 2007
meagan willoughby

ok this bitch is dumb she don’t need 2 be around her kids if she is goin 2 do some stupid shit she could of kiled her kids she don’t need 2 be with her kids she is dumb and if i saw her i would beat her ass 4 real

Nov 14th, 2007
san

Italian Stallion, i agree with you. I’ve never been a Britney fan, but nowadays i feel pity for her, because of the harassment she’s suffering from the paps (which is not the same as getting attention). Didn’t you notice how the pap rushed in front of the car?!? Anyway, she should be more careful when drivng, but still, it’s not only her fault.

Nov 14th, 2007