Paris Hilton Sues Hallmark
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When you care enough to send the very best, send a card with Paris Hilton’s likeness on it. It’s perfectly fuckin’ legal! TMZ reports
Hallmark is responding to Paris Hilton’s lawsuit, in which she claims they used her image to sell cards. The company’s motion to dismiss said, “Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”
BUUURRN, baby! Woo-hoo! Then pen is mightier than the sword, indeed. Those greeting card guys really know how to get it done. Whether it’s finding just the right words to say “I’m sorry” or lambasting a useless slut for her gratuitous attention-seeking whoredom, Hallmark is truly king. Plus, who doesn’t like Maxine? That’s comedy at it’s finest. That old broad is such a card! Get it? Don’t forget about posters with wayward kittens and Garfield calendars with complaints about Mondays. Let’s have a big round of “hooray for clichés!”
Paris at “Gimpo” (not making that up) airport yesterday:
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
When you open the card, you automatically start to itch in all the wrong places……..
Nov 9th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Suck it whore!
What happens in Paris, stays in Paris and the dude that did it to her, and the girlfriend of that dude, and the dude that goes in there after the boyfriend goes home at 3Am ’cause he was sneakin’ in her room and her parents don’t know he’s banging her, and the dude he’s fucking on the side…
Nov 9th, 2007
open mouth jones
I’m so sorry but I just can’t hold it in anymore….
That’s HOT!
Nov 9th, 2007
Mr. Poop
l m f a o . . .
Nov 9th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
think i would rather get the Hallmark Anthrax spore card instead. at least it woiuld be a quicker and less painful death that a card filled with all the std’s known to science and a couple new ones. by the way… the anthrax card- that’s hot.
Nov 9th, 2007
bionic bunny
do my eyes deceive me, or is that really stallion up there?
seems to me the image belongs to the photog that snapped it, doesn’t it? deranged debutante.
Nov 9th, 2007
agita
It’s as overpriced as she is
Nov 9th, 2007
Italian Stallion
It’s me Bunny. I’m back for the winter. Summertime is for going out and getting ho’s. Wintertime is for saving money and relaxation………
Nov 10th, 2007
Gweilo
The airport in Rwanda is called Kigali; Gimpo is in South Korea. Paris has so many negative hallmarks, one of which is a poor grasp of geography.
Nov 10th, 2007
Axeldee
she;s grosssss
http://www.uglypeople.org
Nov 12th, 2007
Just Me
I like her! She looking very good in those pics http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014
Nov 12th, 2007
New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Download
Your blog is interesting! Bookmarked!
Nov 23rd, 2007
Paris Hilton
OK I think all that’s written is right! Thanks to the author of the article.
Nov 30th, 2007
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