Nov 9, 20077
Quickies: Most Likely to Succeed
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It’s a damn good thing Lee Lee Sobieski has tits. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Borat and Kim Kardashian “if they mated.” (The Bastardly)
Bill O’Reily is firmly against lesbian couples winning “Cutest Couple” in high school yearbooks. (Jossip)
“When She’s Too Drunk and Her Friend’s Too High.” (Crave Online)
Protestant throws down some serious Bible smack on two bike Mormons. (timekiller)
Jewel takes home “Worst Fake Boobs” award at the CMA’s. (CelebNewsWire)
Sobriety still can’t convince Lindsay Lohan to put on a effing bra. (Socialite Life)

7 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
hee-hee!! LOVE the mormon kids clip…
Nov 9th, 2007
Gweilo
The only way the Christian guy could have been any more awesome was if he had sent the Mormon peddlers on their way with Ezekial 25:17 (Tarantino version).
Nov 10th, 2007
Gweilo
O’Reilly hates lesbian minors. Every time he thinks about them, his underpants end up all sticky. It doesn’t help that he’s also a complete and utter shit.
Nov 10th, 2007
Natasha
Why does Bill even have a TV show?
Nov 10th, 2007
Axeldee
she’s ugly
http://www.uglypeople.org
Nov 12th, 2007
Just Me
Lee Lee Sobieski… I think I heard that name… Who is she? http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014
Nov 12th, 2007
cherembo
HUH?
http://www.paraguaydelivery.com
Nov 13th, 2007
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