Quickies: Most Likely to Succeed

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It’s a damn good thing Lee Lee Sobieski has tits. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Borat and Kim Kardashian “if they mated.” (The Bastardly)

Bill O’Reily is firmly against lesbian couples winning “Cutest Couple” in high school yearbooks. (Jossip)

“When She’s Too Drunk and Her Friend’s Too High.” (Crave Online)

Protestant throws down some serious Bible smack on two bike Mormons. (timekiller)

Jewel takes home “Worst Fake Boobs” award at the CMA’s. (CelebNewsWire)

Sobriety still can’t convince Lindsay Lohan to put on a effing bra. (Socialite Life)

7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    hee-hee!! LOVE the mormon kids clip…

  2. Gweilo

    The only way the Christian guy could have been any more awesome was if he had sent the Mormon peddlers on their way with Ezekial 25:17 (Tarantino version).

  3. Gweilo

    O’Reilly hates lesbian minors. Every time he thinks about them, his underpants end up all sticky. It doesn’t help that he’s also a complete and utter shit.

  4. Why does Bill even have a TV show?

  5. Just Me

    Lee Lee Sobieski… I think I heard that name… Who is she? http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014

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