Angelina Ripped Her Pants
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie suffered a wardrobe malfunction while on the red carpet in London this weekend, but Justin Timberlake had nothing to do with it. Get it? Timberlake? Woo hoo hoo! That’s good stuff. According to People Magazine
The stunner strutted the red carpet for the U.K. premiere of her latest film, the computer animated Beowulf, in an outfit that included skin-tight black leather pants. As Jolie headed toward the theater in Leicester Square, it became clear that her slacks were splitting down the back. Luckily, her partner Brad Pitt was there to lend a hand – literally – as he shielded the gap with his palm.
Well, Angie must have the pointiest coccyx in all of Hollywood. That’s a pretty clean split. Or else hepatitis C is the sharpest of all the hepatotropic viruses! I bet her liver’s practically a Ginsu knife by now.
Oh, and SpongeBob because he, too, ripped his pants. Don’t forget today is Atlantis Squarepantis! Break out your bongs and relive your freshman year of college.
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Eeh , bah, I could disrobe a science class skeleton and get the same effect.
In fact I have…
Nov 12th, 2007
Angelina Jolie
Don’t mess with Angelina Jolie. Grendel’s mother is waiting for you.
Nov 12th, 2007
DiamondSal
So cute.. don’t worry. Brad to the rescue!
Nov 12th, 2007
abby
Don’t get me wrong here. I’ve got nothing against sharp things. Some even say my wit is like a razor. And others say I need an editor to filter my crap and I should rot in hell. Bottom line: I’d still bow to the coccyx.
Nov 12th, 2007
blady02
Well once a tramp always a classless tramp! Karma Brad! You sleep with the dogs you get the fleas! LOL! Disgraced again skank!!!!!
Nov 12th, 2007
open mouth jones
I’d still hump a bitch
Nov 12th, 2007
Just Me
Good looking Angelina… but those pants I don’t think they are the best choice for her legs… http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014
Nov 12th, 2007
agita
Angelina ripped one…too much fiber.
Nov 12th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I could plug that hole for her if need be…………
Nov 12th, 2007
Sewgirly
I don’t see a rip/split, but I do see a back zipper. Why all the negativity? They seem happy.
Nov 12th, 2007
Rogue
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUGLY…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.hotcelebs.org
Nov 13th, 2007
Monarhu
I don’t like that pants http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014
Nov 13th, 2007
Holly
This is such BS. THE PANTS ZIP UP IN THE BACK U MORONS!! I don’t see any hint that her pants are “splitting” in any of the pictures. Ur all just being stupid.
Nov 13th, 2007
cherembo
she have a great ass!! i like this one… the ass ovio http://www.spymac.com/details/?2300835
Nov 13th, 2007
Just Me
I like the ass too. If you wanna see that ass without pants look here http://www.spymac.com/details?2294832
Nov 14th, 2007
sansc
If you ever have the disgrace of having a serious disease (which I hope it will never happen) you will regret having made fun of someone else’s lack of health (by the way, that lack may not be the case of Angelina! And if it is, you should show some more respect!)
Nov 14th, 2007
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