Nov 12, 2007
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Tags: Jessica Simpson
Behold the exquisite trailer for Jessica Simpson’s straight-to-video craptacular, “Major Movie Star.” Did your eye just twitch? This could quite possibly be the shittiest movie ever made, right behind “Ishtar” and Pauly Shore’s “Bio-Dome.” I hold Joe Simpson personally responsible for this. Only fatherly machinations could have convinced Jessica that this flaming turd of a movie would be good for her floundering career. Just another good reason to never mix business with pleasure, I suppose. Oh, and the stuff about babies being born with tails. People aren’t so wild about that, either.
Jessica (with Mandy Moore) at the 11th Annual Ace Awards last week:
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
You bastards better be at a Veteran’s Day parade.
Nov 12th, 2007
litelysalted
Damn. How’d they convince Steve Gutenberg to be a part of this?
I’m here for ya, Abs. Veteran’s Day can suck my ass.
Nov 12th, 2007
GooGoo
Wow. Just, wow.
Looks like a seriously scatalogical Private Benjamin knockoff.
And to LitelySalted, I presume your comment re: Steve G. was sarcasm?
Nov 12th, 2007
DiamondSal
I wondered how much more they paid every co-star and extra not to groan in agony and constantly slap her silly during filming.
Nov 12th, 2007
abby
Salty, you are loyal and true, Much like a vet, only without all the flashbacks and crippling depression.
Nov 12th, 2007
m.a.
Straight to video. *shudder*
Nov 12th, 2007
open mouth jones
I’m just proud that she’s not doing the movie with her maw gaping open the whole time.
Nov 12th, 2007
Just Me
Maybe this movie will be shit but you must to recognize that Jessica is the most beautiful girl in the wolrd
http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014
Nov 12th, 2007
Dragulf
Mandy is just so YUMMO! I want to eat her!
Nov 12th, 2007
agita
Chicken of the sea? Get it tuna? Chicken? mmmhaaaawwww
Nov 12th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Does she ever do any good movies? How is she famous again? Oh yeah, her voice……hahahahahahahahaha
Nov 12th, 2007
michelle
My exact question too. Why is she famous? She can’t sing and she can’t act. Famous for beauty? Oh, please….there’s a ton of beautiful women out there who could sing and act better than she can.
Nov 12th, 2007
nojustno
God she is pathetic and I wouldn’t see this movie if you paid me to, a horrible talentless,fake dumb as shit and ugly bum chinned joke.
Nov 13th, 2007
Monarhu
Maybe is the worst movie but Jessica look very good in those pictures http://www.spymac.com/details?2295014
Nov 13th, 2007
cherembo
I like her … she alwail looks hot!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2300844
Nov 13th, 2007
Just Me
More pics with hot Jessica here
Nov 14th, 2007
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