Nov 13, 2007

Keeping Up With the Great Satan, Part 2

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I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve ever instructed my mother to “spread her legs” and “push up her tits,” but then again, I’m not the living embodiment of the evils of western culture armed with my own camera crew. Usually, watching your mother posing topless sounds like something you might discover in a Sisyphean hell or in Norman Bates’ diary, but it’s just par for the course for Kim Kardashian and her passel of sluts. I just wonder when she and her sisters are finally going to come barreling out on a scarlet beast covered with blasphemous names and seven heads and ten horns, taking it up the butt from the pale riders while the moon turns to blood. “The Four Whores of the A Cock-in-Lips”TM ought to be a huge hit here in the new Babylon!

Thanks to Megan for the clip!

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. agitaNo Gravatar

    How heartwarming. I tried that with my mother but she couldn’t lift her breasts from her knees.

    Nov 13th, 2007

  2. abbyNo Gravatar

    It sounds like some kind of terrible Abu Ghraib torture tactic. “You like that, Al-Akbar? Now tell your mom to show us her pussy, you terrorist fuck!”

    Nov 13th, 2007

  3. Otto the Short Yellow Bus DriverNo Gravatar

    If any of the Lardassians showed their pussies it would be considered a biological terroist attack and we would have to send out Jack Baur and CTU to save the country once again.

    Nov 13th, 2007

  4. MonarhuNo Gravatar

    Two slut bitch. That’s what I see in that clip

    Nov 13th, 2007

  5. julieNo Gravatar

    and more proof that E is the station that Satan watches… this show has already been renewed for another season… The apocolypse is fast approaching…………..

    Nov 13th, 2007

  6. cheremboNo Gravatar

    omg!! i just use the dink of the gods..

    Nov 13th, 2007

  7. Italian StallionNo Gravatar

    Norman Bates? hahahahahahaha

    Nov 13th, 2007

  8. Italian StallionNo Gravatar

    Italian Stallion
    Nov 10th, 2007 at 12:12 am

    44. Scream “Norman Bates is crazy”.

    Nov 13th, 2007

  9. CruisingforCockNo Gravatar

    Seriously, WTF!

    Nov 13th, 2007

  10. rlr260No Gravatar

    How charming and classy. *gags*

    Nov 14th, 2007

  11. Just MeNo Gravatar

    Two bitches, yeah…

    Nov 14th, 2007

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