Quickies: Beauty School Dropout

Nov 13, 2007

Jason Patric is a tip-lifting thief. (CelebNewsWire)

Charlize Theron ought to get your panties in a twist. (UseMyComputer)

Almost as bad as your dad walking in on you masturbating. (timekiller)

Tyra Banks + Tila Tequila = brain-numbing inanity. (Jossip)

The Victoria’s Secret models have landed, and they look like the fucking Pink Ladies from “Grease.” (The Blemish)

Janice Dickinson finally experiences the humiliation she so richly deserves. (Ayyyy!)

Rihanna is asked to leave a family wedding because she won’t keep her tits under wraps. (Celebitchy)

See what happens when Santa rubs his ball-sweat all over Vince Vaughn. (Pajiba)

Another reason to stay the hell away from Boy George. (Webster’s My Bitch)