Quickies: Pole Position

Nov 14, 20073

If foundation and eyebrow pencils turn out to be toxic, Christina Aguilera’s baby is a guaranteed retard. (MollyGood)

Ever mix tequila with an eightball of cocaine? This is how it feels the next day. (timekiller)

Vanessa Hudgens makes sweet tongue-love to an ice cream cone. (The Bastardly)

Jennifer Aniston is this close to pulling a Britney. (popbytes)

The only thing that could make John Mayer look any gayer is a big pink penis in his mouth. (Seriously? OMG)

Paris Hilton, world’s unsexiest stripper. I swear, even the pole is cringing. (CelebSlam)

Kat Von D talks tats with klass. (CraveOnline)

Finally, someone dorkier than you. Have at it, self-esteem! (Best Week Ever)

If Lindsay Lohan is a vampire, that means her firecrotch is… flaming undead and smells like garlic? Discuss. (Fatback)

Just Me

But if the child look like her it doesn’t metter if hi’s retard or not.

Nov 14th, 2007
yapiro

omg! i can believe… she looks happy?? she is cazy huh?

Nov 14th, 2007
supes182

Does anyone on these baords speak english?

Nov 15th, 2007