Nov 15, 200714

Is Brad Steppin’ Out?

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Perhaps not all is well with Hollywood’s golden couple, because Brad Pitt was seen leaving the post-premiere party for Angelina Jolie’s new movie “Beowulf” with another woman. According to Life and Style

During the post-premiere party, “everyone was fawning over Angelina,” says an insider. “Brad was just standing around for most of the night. He looked like he was feeling neglected,” [so] he turned his attention to an unidentified tall blond woman. Angie “lost it when she saw Brad flirting. Her jaw clenched, and she looked really jealous.” After a heated argument with Angelina, Brad stormed off and drove to the Peninsula Hotel with the woman and another person, while Angie went home alone.

At 4 a.m., the insider says Brad was spotted leaving the hotel. “I don’t know what happened at the hotel,” notes the insider, “but he decided he should go home to Angie. He looked really sullen and downbeat.”

My gut says it was the nanny in the car, not some slutty blonde. Maybe one of Brangelina’s seventeen kids was running a fever or something. Believe me, the little bastards can’t turn around without getting sick once flu season starts. Just look at Brad’s face in these pictures. “Sullen and downbeat,” was it? That’s not the face of a man chasing pussy. That’s the face of a man with three kids under the age of five. For those of you without children, that’s the equivalent of allowing someone to set a couple of live goats loose in your house while you juggle hand grenades and flaming cocktails and bowling balls filled with irritable scorpions. When you’re a parent those scorpions are called “Aqua Dots” and “electrical sockets” and the “Venetian blind cords.” Did I mention the goats have no bowel control? And that scorpions only want to watch The Wiggles and the goats want to watch Hip Hop Harry. Also they’ve flushed a Bratz doll down the toilet and it’s overflowing and one of them has pulled down a curtain rod on his face and another one is eating crayons. All the while you have hemorrhoids. Yep, that’s what’s known as the face of parenthood, my friends. Ain’t nothin’ sexy about it.

Brad and Angie on the red carpet before the premiere party:

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    abby, don’t forget one of the goats is swallowing those “educational” magnets to see if nuts and bolts will stick to his stomach.
    just TRY getting a goat to sit still for an xray!

    Nov 15th, 2007

  2. Moreaces

    too funny, but this story is so much goat Poo

    Nov 15th, 2007

  3. agita

    this is what happens when you aren’t running around saving the orphans or getting tattoos

    Nov 15th, 2007

  4. supes182

    Run Brad! Run like the wind!

    Nov 15th, 2007

  5. Gingerly

    I’d runaway from that skeletal mess of a woman too. And all those babies.

    Nov 15th, 2007

  6. abby

    Well, if the split up, at least Brad will still have his paper route.

    Nov 15th, 2007

  7. Italian Stallion

    His hat is douchearific………

    Nov 15th, 2007

  8. Just Me

    Anyway, I don’t understand why everybody think that Brad is the sexyest man on earth? He’s ugly.

    Nov 15th, 2007

  9. bionic bunny

    and his balls make that odd clacking noise…

    Nov 16th, 2007

  10. linn

    Please you narrow minded people, I am guessing that Brad was feeling sick due to the weather perhaps. And that is true that if you have four children around the house, you must have a lot of energy. Brad still shows he is partner to the mother of his children and the show must go on.

    Nov 16th, 2007

  11. Musicisourhigh

    I doubt anyone bothered checking the facts on this story. It just sounds like something thought up on a moment’s notice

    Nov 16th, 2007

  12. Miwanna

    Talk about not checking the facts. Folks, there WAS NO party after the premier. So how was Brad standing around feeling neglected? More lies by tabloids who do nothing but lie. The money that would have been spent on a party was given to some charity or other. No party. All lies.

    Nov 16th, 2007

  13. Lee

    God, how true it is about the goats. Goats also get chicken pox, double pink eye and viral chest colds all at the same time, then the childless parents can’t figure out why there is snot all over your house! :)

    Nov 17th, 2007

  14. TheLostGirl

    Doubt it… but I do notice their body language is always a little off key. Sign of trouble to come?

    Nov 17th, 2007

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