Amy Winehouse Does Blow Onstage
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The Sun has acquired some interesting new footage of Amy Winehouse performing at one of her shows in Germany. And this time by “perform” I mean “root around in her beehive for something to snort, then snort it, right there on the fucking stage while everyone else is singing or dancing or playing an instrument.” Watch for yourself. She keeps her hands in her beehive until the 24 second mark, when she finally yanks a closed fist out of her hair and pulls down her sleeve before oh-so-subtly bringing her fist to her nose. The best part is she thinks she pulled it off without you noticing. It’s pitiful. Really, you’ve reached a new low when you’re hiding blow in your hair. Back in college I might have pulled a pair of pantyhose over the vacuum cleaner attachment and vacuumed the entire living room carpet in the hopes of picking up enough traces of coke to do a bump, and I also might have snorted everything that said pantyhose filtered out, including dog hair and possibly a few dead ants, and there was that time I traded my sanctity for an eight ball and let some Arab tape it, but I did NOT hide cocaine in my hair. Ever. I hid in it my vagina like any respectable drug addict would do. It’s a little something I like to call “dignity,” Amy. You might want to look into that.
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yapiro
looks crazy….
Nov 16th, 2007
abby
IS crazy.
Nov 16th, 2007
Anonymous 1981
Homegirl needs serious help. ‘Nuff said.
Nov 16th, 2007
bionic bunny
gee, now i understand why everyone kept telling me how amazing she is!
Nov 16th, 2007
Roast Beef Lips
Hiding it in your cooter also just reeks of class, besides being absolutely classic.
Nov 16th, 2007
eden
wow.
lovely how she is trying to use her long sleeves to cover it in her hands.
and how long it took her to fish out in the first place, with her arms behind her head like that.
i wonder if the dancing by the backup singers was choreographed in to distract the audiences eye so she could have that moment or if she had known it was coming and just went for it.
too bad for cameraphones. oy!
Nov 17th, 2007
agita
Yeah, like that’s a first in rock history?
Nov 17th, 2007
Meeee
Somebody help her.
Nov 17th, 2007
TheLostGirl
She wiped her nose, Jeez!
Nov 17th, 2007
Joe
You people are sad. Leave the woman alone.
Nov 18th, 2007
Andoy
“they tried to get make me go to rehab, i said no, no, nooo…”
Nov 19th, 2007
RichPort
Just haaaaaaaaaaad to do it, didn’t you anDOY?
Nov 19th, 2007
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