John Travolta Hearts Kirk Douglas

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But sometimes a picture only says one word. And that word is BLLEEEEHHH. Sometimes they improvise with a “What the fuck?” or “God, that’s gay” or “Are their penises touching?” You really just have to close your eyes and let it speak to you.

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  1. RichPort

    The horrified look says it all to me. That said, it must suck to look younger than your son. All we need is Goerge Clooney to make it a real lemon party.

  2. BarbadoSlim

    Old man tongue, it’s the new black.

  3. yapiro

    OMG!!

  4. agita

    He has to suck out the soul, part of Scientcrazology

  5. spatz

    hey i wonder where travoltas other hand is. yum!

  6. abby

    I know! That terrified expression on Kirk’s face is priceless. That’s the same face Han Solo made when he was dropped into carbonite.

  7. lookwhaticando

    Kirk does look terrified, adn John’s gonna get worms. ewwww

  8. Gweilo

    I’m not Jesus, I’m Spartacus!

  9. I AM BEOWULF!

    or something…

  10. bionic bunny

    thanks, abby, now i’ll have nightmares for weeks!

    maybe ol’ john just mistook poor kirk for xenu?

  11. Meeee

    What? Travolta is gay?

  12. Gosh Kirk, don’t be such a prude. Close your eyes and open your mouth a little.

  13. avc

    John was trying to use his tongue on Kirk dentures wasn’t he, by the way, did it fall off his mouth afterwards??

  14. ABC

    I could have sworn I saw a picture of them french kissing and you could see their tongues in each others mouths.

  15. ABC

    I wonder if Kirk Douglas ever had any affairs with men? I could see him as bisexual.

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