Quickies: Crack Kills

Nov 16, 20073

Adriana Lima at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, just to make you feel like purging and cutting again. (CelebSlam)

Colin Ferrell, shirtless and sweaty, and also in uniform. I suggest you rent it. (Pajiba)

Double dutch? And no, I’m not talking about Britney Spears’ tits. (timekiller)

More Victoria’s Secret goodness, but now with fast-acting camel toe! (Webster’s My Bitch)

Showing ass crack isn’t hot. It looks like some kind of embarrassing plumber-esque blunder, even on Heidi Klum. (MollyGood)

Katherine McPhee gets engaged to some old geezer. (Evil Beet)

Watch Heroes? Well, you’re gay. Have at it. (Crave Online)

The story behind Daniel Radcliffe’s ES magazine cover. (Best Week Ever)

Oh, look, it’s the Spice Girls performing at the Victoria’s Secret Show! Nobody cares. (The Blemish)

Britney Spears gets some secret lipo, but doesn’t bother to stop shoveling in the cookies. (The Grumpiest)

Meeee

I love Adriana Lima. She’s beautiful.

Nov 17th, 2007
TheLostGirl

I agree, they all lookes stunning at the show, well done all.

Nov 17th, 2007
RichPort

I think these fucking stick figures need a high protein diet with losts of meat and semen. Preferably all at once.

Nov 19th, 2007