The Great Satan Did It For The Fat Girls
Tags: Kim Kardashian, Playboy
Kim Kardashian didn’t pose for the December issue of Playboy because of the money or her desperate need for attention — she did it for fat girls the world over. What a philanthropist! The NY Daily News reports
Kim Kardashian had reason for posing nude for Playboy’s December issue - and it wasn’t the paycheck. “I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body,” she told us at the Morgan 4 Ever launch at Underbar last week. “My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.”
Maybe someone should tell Kim that fat girls aren’t the ones buying Playboy. The magazine’s target demographic is guys who enjoy jerking off and the occasional socially relevant read while they’re on the crapper. If the Great Satan wanted to empower fat girls so bad, she should have tried posing in Woman’s Day or the Dress Barn catalog or Fat Girl Weekly or whatever it is that fat girls read in between eclairs and corndogs. I’m guessing magazines coated in mylar to make the pages impervious to grease stains. Speaking of which, there’s a novel idea, Playboy! Lamination! The gift that keeps on giving. Maybe Kim did inspire something good after all.
Kim shopping at Ralph’s on Wednesday:
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
When I wanna my get monthly cattle fix I’ll get it from my usual source:Livestock Weekly and its weekly newsletter, NOT from Playboy.
Nov 16th, 2007
bitchndonut
When you’re compared to stick insects, everybody looks fat.
Nov 16th, 2007
RichPort
She can reach for my apples anytime.
Nov 16th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Sorry folks, I don’t get off on urinals.
Not…anymore.
Nov 16th, 2007
RichPort
Urinate… that’s what I told her when she asked me to rate her 1 to 10…
(crickets)
Nov 16th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
You’ll be here all week…?
RichPort everybody, let’s hear it for him….yeah. And don’t go anywhere, we are just getting started, next up the Ithaca midget cavalcade!!!
(it’s like Cirque Du Soleil, but with midgets, ah!…midgets.)
Nov 16th, 2007
cruising4c@work
LIES! If she really meant it she should have asked for less photoshop.
Nov 16th, 2007
Ace
I don’t think she’s ever actually read an actual issue of playboy otherwise she would have known her statement is factually challenged. Anyway, she totally did it for the money. She didn’t realize she wouldn’t be making money from having her own reality show or shitty clothing line.
Nov 16th, 2007
abby
The only time I’ve seen her with less makeup on was in that Playboy spread, which really says something. I’m guessing she usually puts on her foundation with a garden hose and a trowel.
Nov 16th, 2007
yapiro
fat?? huh cmon!
Nov 16th, 2007
RichPort
Cruising? Is that really you? I knew my pants felt tighter. In the front.
Nov 16th, 2007
agita
Fat Girls everywhere are farting Zippetdy Do Dah
Nov 16th, 2007
cruising4c@work
Richport It’s really me. Ima lick ya later.
Nov 16th, 2007
Dragulf
I noticed the playboy issue this month was a lot thicker…
Hi C4C! *waves*
Nov 16th, 2007
bionic bunny
holy crap, its like old home week! hiya, cruisin’!
Nov 16th, 2007
supremekelly
In the pic where she’s reaching for some fruit, you can tell she clearly has an ass implant
Nov 16th, 2007
Maria
that’s a lie! you just jealous coz she is so sexy!!! she is not stick, like other celebrities, she is a normal sexy girl!!!
Nov 17th, 2007
Meeee
She’s a liar! Come on…
Nov 17th, 2007
TheLostGirl
She’s not fat… she’s just big boned!
Nov 17th, 2007
Paris Hilton
hmmm I wouldn’t say she’s fat or big boned. Just packing junk in the trunk.
Nov 19th, 2007
Aldogg
While I’m no fan of Kim Kardashian, I think it would be much more fair to make fun of her bubble-headed vacuity than just to call her fat. She’s definitely NOT fat; just because she’s bigger than Nicole Richie doesn’t make her obese. Why can’t we call an apple an apple, and say, “dumb, shallow, and wears too much makeup” rather than insult women who are bigger and much more beautiful than she is?
Nov 19th, 2007
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