Britney Kid-Carting Privileges Revoked
Tags: Britney Spears
After plowing through a red light with her children in the back seat of the car, Britney Spears’ custody rights were whittled down to almost nothing on Friday. People magazine reports
A judge ruled Friday that the pop star may no longer drive with the children. The sealed order came after a 90-minute hearing with lawyers for Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline. “The tape of Britney running the red light was not viewed today, but it was a major point of the hearing,” [says a] source. “Britney’s lawyers brought in an expert who argued that, for whatever reason, Britney could have made the turn through the red light.”
The judge didn’t revoke her driving privileges altogether, just the driving with the kiddies in the car. And therein lies his genius. Allowing a bipolar chick with a meth addiction and a penchant for hitting parked cars and running over people’s feet to keep her license is like handing a three year old an AK-47 and a blindfold. That is to say, it’s only a matter of time before she blows her own head off after swallowing some Aqua Dots and texting her way through a busy intersection. Well-played, Commissioner Gordon! Well-played.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Seriously, this is starting to feel like we’re kicking a 3 legged lame dog down for the count… which means of course CARRY ON!!!
Nov 19th, 2007
litelysalted
Well, at least her hair looks fabulous!
Nov 19th, 2007
abby
She’s totally grandma-ing that wheel. God forbid the airbag be deployed.
Nov 19th, 2007
open mouth jones
How appropos her facial lips are starting to resemble her roast beef lips.
Nov 19th, 2007
Mitsu
Ew she looks SO repulsive. Why is her mouth always hanging open – does she breathe through her mouth?
Nov 19th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I’m seriously running out of shit to say about this cunt. When she commits suicide, I might feel bad about it……….who am I kidding?
Nov 19th, 2007
Lindsey
for christ’s sake, take the freaking kids away from her! stop doing this itty bitty things, because obviously it’s not working. she doesn’t give a damn about them, and if she did she would stop doing all this shit.
she’s a fucking mess.
Nov 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
i think commissioner gordon is just waiting to borrow the BATMOBILE keys so he can catch her himself. then he can use the BATRAY on her, and we can all wipe our hands of this silly slut.
seriously, he and drew carey can drive around one night, scoping chicks and busting celebutards. then everybody can go over to drew’s house for beer and pizza and internet porn. WHOO-HOO!
oh, i forgot, drew is engaged now. well, you get the drift.
Nov 19th, 2007
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