The America Music Awards Were Last Night
Tags: Carrie Underwood, Fergie, Kellie Pickler, Rihanna
The Bland and Borings American Music Awards were last night, and I, like you, really don’t give a shit. People magazine regales us with
The American Idol vibe was alive and well at the 35th Annual American Music Awards. Idol alum Carrie Underwood picked up three more trophies… for favorite country album, favorite country female artist and an audience text-in award for favorite artist.
Chris Daughtry, the other nominated Idol, joined his eponymous band Daughtry at the podium three times as they won favorite pop-rock album for Daughtry, as well as breakthrough artist and adult contemporary artist. The night’s other big winners included Akon (soul/R&B male), Rihanna (soul/R&B female), and Justin Timberlake (pop/rock male and soul/R&B album).
Well, I distinctly remember Color Me Badd winning an American Music Award in ‘92. Same goes for Michael Bolton (’93), Kenny G (’94), and Ace of Base (’95). So instead of doling out an American Music Award, you could just hand Carrie Underwood a couple of dog turds laying in a pile of glitter and and call it a day. I’m sure it would mean just as much.
Carrie Underwood:
Kellie Pickler:
Rihanna:
Fergie:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Oddly, as the American Music Awards are generally the laughing stock of these hideous celebridot self love fests, this was by far one of the better awards shows I’ve seen in some time. And, get this… almost everybody actually sang. And if Rihanna’s carefully constructed stardom ever loses it’s shine, we can always rent out her forehead for adspace. Google, are you listening? I want my cut.
Oh yeah, it’s a shame to think Alcia Keys’ gorgeous tookus seems to remain cock free. The lesbians seem to have won that one. Further proof men need to go down more. I mean, first we lose Missy Elliot, now this???
Nov 19th, 2007
abby
Don’t forget about the Queen. We lost her to the muff years ago.
Nov 19th, 2007
agita
Yes, the Turdatrophy would be much in demand, especially in Hollyweird
Nov 19th, 2007
RichPort
Abby three things are clear after last night: Chris Brown is the male superstar of the next decade, “Queen Latifah”, who wears a girdle with the best of ‘em, should just get over it and change her name back to Dana fucking Owens, and Jay Z, frightened that his jump off Rihanna would upstage his icey yet gorgeous beeotch, clearly hedged his bets and bought Beyonce that award. I mean lifetime achievement at 25? C’mon… we reserve that award at that age for Jenna Jameson and Tupac.
Nov 19th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Um, Richport, GET A GRIP!!!! This topic excites you to the point that I’m scared, bro. Very scared……
Nov 19th, 2007
RichPort
I have a wife Stallion. It’s an interesting arrangement, but she came with the ring. And she watches every award show. On our one 13″ B&W TV with the rabbit ears. And aluminum foil. In our one room shack. When the electricity works.
Nov 19th, 2007
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