Britney Gets a P.I.

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Britney Spears is about to turn the tables on K-Fed by hiring a private dick of her own. Heh heh… private dick. TMZ reports

The popwreck wants to prove she’s not the only one who screws up. Sources [say] Brit has hired a P.I. company to dig up dirt on her ex. One source says Spears witnessed K-Fed smoking dope and drinking beer around the kids during their marriage. Brit’s camp hopes they can get the goods and turn the tables in the custody battle.

Britney probably rounded up the stoner and his talking dog and that douchebag in the ascot headed straight to K-Fed’s house. Only they got lost along the way and wound up at a haunted amusement park. And they would have thwarted that evil caretaker, too, if Tubby there hadn’t eaten all the Scooby snacks and run over Wilma with the fucking Mystery Machine. Yep, Kevin Federline doesn’t have anything to worry about.

Britney looking foxy as usual:

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  1. pelvic infection?

  2. Man I love the trailer in this gal! She gets hotter and hotter.
    I want more.
    Windex, Ice Tea and muck luks on the back porch. Shwing!!!

  3. 1. Look at the shit on her right boot.

    2. Where do they take these pix from–Sputnik?

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