Britney Spears Has a History of Crazy
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Britney Spears broke onto the scene back in the nineties a picture of mental health, family stability, and classic American wholesomeness. At least that’s what Us Weekly says. But Britney’s former lawyer claims her bubble gum persona was just a sham:
Lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, [says] that the “virgin” image Spears portrayed was a “PR blitz.” In fact, Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones and she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.
Something Spears also kept secret: her family’s tragic history. Spears’ paternal grandmother, Emma Jean Spears, committed suicide at age 31. Britney’s grandmother, who suffered from depression, shot herself in the chest with a shotgun. Emma Jean had attempted suicide three times before.
Emma Jean Spears left behind four other children, including Britney’s father, Jamie Spears. Two of Jamie Spears’ brothers ended up with criminal records and homeless.
So let me get this straight — Britney’s grandma killed herself, after which her only kid that didn’t turn degenerate produced Britney Spears; and Britney Spears herself, in turn, is a huge lying slut. That would mean that Britney didn’t mistakenly eat her grandma? That’s what we’re saying, then? Please. I find that a little hard to swallow, people. That’s what she said! God, I’m fucking tired.
Britney at a Hollywood Petco:
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
yapiro
huh??
Nov 20th, 2007
Q
Sounds likes theres potential to be Anna Nicole there
Nov 20th, 2007
supes182
I don’t need a family tree to know this dumb bitch lives in another world. Won’t somebody please think of the fish?….and the children.
Nov 20th, 2007
sickcowbell
I saw the ‘Toxic’ video and this bitch used to be so f’ing hot. Why Britney, why? Oh - drugs and syphilis. Gotcha.
Nov 20th, 2007
Dragulf
So, her dad never got caught. Awesome!
Nov 20th, 2007
DavidDust
I’d like to be at THAT family’s Thanksgiving table.
Nov 20th, 2007
abby
Disfunction Junction, what’s your function?
Nov 20th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Yeah, and Madonna was a virgin too when she came out with that song. How did it go again? Only a fag would know. Dragulf, little help……….
Nov 20th, 2007
RichPort
That’s funny… Madonna never mentioned being a virgin when she was blowing me in the back of a limo on the Lower East Side in ‘87… lying bitch.
Nov 20th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Now her childs eyebrows make sense. You fucked Madonna to, didn’t you RichaRico? That’s your eyebrow spawn……….
Nov 20th, 2007
supes182
Blow-jobs don’t count. They allow women to keep the illusion of being a virgin. I’m okay with it.
Nov 20th, 2007
Blubbo Teh Clown
“PR Blitz” huh? And there are people out there that still think this cardboard cutout is anything other than a product invented in the board room of the music industry?
Nov 20th, 2007
Dragulf
I see you have matured recently “Stallion.”
Nov 21st, 2007
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