Mary-Kate Olsen Hospitalized

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Mary-Kate “Fats” Olsen was hospitalized with a kidney infection yesterday. People Magazine reports

The actress entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday. [Rep Nicole Caruso says], “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”

Incidentally, Somethng Fishy – a website devoted to recognizing the various symptoms of eating disorders — notes

The vitamin deficiencies, dehydration, infection and low blood pressure [associated with anorexia] increase the likelihood of getting a kidney infection. Permanent kidney damage and kidney failure is also more likely to occur as a result of the infection.

Well, who needs kidneys anyways? They were just making her back look all fat. And good luck trying to find a plastic surgeon who’ll take them out for you. It’s all “medical malpractice” this and “wrongful death” that. So this kidney infection is actually a win-win! Dialysis is so this year’s celebrity secret to getting that bikini bod you’ve always deamed of. I bet you never realized your vital organs were holding you back from perfection all this time!

Mary-Kate with sister Ashley at a wedding in Mexico last weekend:

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. yapiro

    omg! poor Kate…

  2. If all you “eat” is whiskey…

  3. Gweilo

    I’m no doctor but I’m guessing that her tapeworm is about to become sentient.

  4. dannygutters

    I’ll pay attention when she’s back to her full house weight.

  5. RichPort

    Thanksgiving at her home consists of 17 peas, a piece of bread crust, water, and 2 Venti Macchiatos. It feeds 7.

  6. Italian Stallion

    I always thought she was hot on Full House, maybe she just needs some Italian sausage in her diet………

  7. Sorceressss

    If she was REALLY committed to looking her best, she would get rid of more of her organs, I mean really, as far as we know, she still has BOTH lungs, her spleen and gall bladder.

    She’s doing the whole thing half-assed.

  8. p0nk

    zombies don’t need kidneys.

  9. RichPort

    She’s gonna be soooooooooooooo excited when puberty hits.

  10. cruising4c@work

    She was a baby on Full House. Thank God I gave you a nephew and not a niece.

    RP, Period parties are all the rage for the girls these days.

  11. Italian Stallion

    “She was a baby on Full House”

    Huh? I just thought she was a midget who shaved. I thought she started that whole shaving trend. Oh well, it was good………..

  12. bionic bunny

    i really worry about you two…

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