Mary-Kate Olsen Hospitalized
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Mary-Kate “Fats” Olsen was hospitalized with a kidney infection yesterday. People Magazine reports
The actress entered the emergency room of a New York hospital on Monday. [Rep Nicole Caruso says], “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”
Incidentally, Somethng Fishy – a website devoted to recognizing the various symptoms of eating disorders — notes
The vitamin deficiencies, dehydration, infection and low blood pressure [associated with anorexia] increase the likelihood of getting a kidney infection. Permanent kidney damage and kidney failure is also more likely to occur as a result of the infection.
Well, who needs kidneys anyways? They were just making her back look all fat. And good luck trying to find a plastic surgeon who’ll take them out for you. It’s all “medical malpractice” this and “wrongful death” that. So this kidney infection is actually a win-win! Dialysis is so this year’s celebrity secret to getting that bikini bod you’ve always deamed of. I bet you never realized your vital organs were holding you back from perfection all this time!
Mary-Kate with sister Ashley at a wedding in Mexico last weekend:
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12 Comments, Comment or Ping
yapiro
omg! poor Kate…
Nov 20th, 2007
Dragulf
If all you “eat” is whiskey…
Nov 20th, 2007
Gweilo
I’m no doctor but I’m guessing that her tapeworm is about to become sentient.
Nov 20th, 2007
dannygutters
I’ll pay attention when she’s back to her full house weight.
Nov 20th, 2007
RichPort
Thanksgiving at her home consists of 17 peas, a piece of bread crust, water, and 2 Venti Macchiatos. It feeds 7.
Nov 20th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I always thought she was hot on Full House, maybe she just needs some Italian sausage in her diet………
Nov 20th, 2007
Sorceressss
If she was REALLY committed to looking her best, she would get rid of more of her organs, I mean really, as far as we know, she still has BOTH lungs, her spleen and gall bladder.
She’s doing the whole thing half-assed.
Nov 20th, 2007
p0nk
zombies don’t need kidneys.
Nov 20th, 2007
RichPort
She’s gonna be soooooooooooooo excited when puberty hits.
Nov 20th, 2007
cruising4c@work
She was a baby on Full House. Thank God I gave you a nephew and not a niece.
RP, Period parties are all the rage for the girls these days.
Nov 20th, 2007
Italian Stallion
“She was a baby on Full House”
Huh? I just thought she was a midget who shaved. I thought she started that whole shaving trend. Oh well, it was good………..
Nov 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
i really worry about you two…
Nov 20th, 2007
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