Quickies: Smoke on the Water

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Nice spin on the source of the hero’s undoing, but “Beowulf” still beo-sucks. (Pajiba)

Michael Lohan lands the job of a lifetime! (MollyGood)

When dogs attack… with their wieners. (timekiller)

Hold on to your magic wands and your retainers, Hogwarts fans — the new Potter book is almost here! (CraveOnline)

Megan Ryan gets new plastic surgery to fix her old plastic surgery. (CityRag)

The Fabio/Clooney fight thickens! And then tosses its long flowing mane over its shoulder. (Wizbang! Pop)

Ashlee Simpson smokes! And she also can’t sing for shit. Further bulletins as events warrant! (CelebSlam)

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  1. bionic bunny

    why doesn’t anybody ever comment on quickies anymore? just wondering.

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