Constantine Maroulis, Panty Creamer
Tags: American Idol, Constantine Maroulis
While fellow American Idol alumni Carrie Underwood and Chris Daughtry spent the weekend hobnobbing with celebrities at the AMA’s, season 4 loser Constantine Mouralis was belting out his greatest hits at a Stein Mart in Ohio. And I do mean “belting out.” For someone performing to packed house of seven in a mid-west discount department store, Constanteeny sure does give it all he’s got. And what he’s got is greasy hair and a proclivity for reaching out to the camera like a mime in need of a rope. So that’s not saying much. I’m sure it took a lot of finagling to convince him that standing there with his pants around his ankles, masturbating while tongue-kissing a picture of himself wasn’t the way to go. But if there’s one thing the management staff at Stein Mart knows, it’s how to handle a diva. And also how to save you with a season of holiday values. Stores open 10 a.m to 9 p.m. Monday through Friday. Holiday hours may vary. See you local Stein Mart retailer for details.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
hula
Drats - it is no longer available. I hope he got a discount on underwear for his services.
Nov 23rd, 2007
Margaret
There are others still available.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=suZK0ywfoGw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xKqfwLCEEao
Nov 24th, 2007
Anonymous Mocker
Wow, someone actually PAID him to do that? Wasn’t his 15 minutes up, what, 3 YEARS ago already? I’m surprised the guitar player wasn’t wearing a bag over his head, he must have been dying of embarrassment! Maybe they paid Constapreen in cheap hair products and a new suit and tie-God knows that one’s pretty awful.
Nov 24th, 2007
diddy
I would fly in to see and hear Connie sing in any underwear dept but would not walk across the street to hear goatboy or The Bot. As usual the publicity machine has brainwashed the public into buying the dreadful, commonplace crap that’s supposed to stand for pop music these days. Same people who go to Miley Cyrus concerts and made Britney a star. Sheep.
Nov 25th, 2007
Dave
Hey Constantine why dont you sing with Van Halen on Tour. It would be a Rockin Awesome concert. Sing some of your new stuff. Dont sweat the small stuff. People are probably jealous of your talent. Big career ahead of you…. What about a movie.
Dec 12th, 2007
Dave
Shelby Hey Constantine looks like he is always ready give him credit, never saw the video. He can come to my home town any time. You Rock Babe
Dec 12th, 2007
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