Quickies: Roast Beast

Nov 21, 20070

Is Sienna Miller a “ho bucket” or a “cum dumpster?” I can never decide. (Webster’s My Bitch)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has a valid reason for being a blithering drunk. (Jossip)

Once again, French people suck at everything. (timekiller)

Rihanna’s been a bad, bad girl. (The Blemish)

I’m thankful for American sovereignty and Vanessa Minillo in a bikini. What about you? (The Grumpiest)

Christina Aguilera beaver shot! It’s Thanksgiving miracle! (Seriously? OMG)

The family that drag races together puts kids in a coma together. (Celebitchy)