Britney Spears Is Safe
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Which is better — driving in the dark with your shades on, or driving in the dark with a sweatshirt over your face? It’s a question long-debated by the greatest minds of our generation. They both seem so logical and safety-conscious, which makes it hard to decide. I guess you could try to drive with eight live chickens in the front seat and the windshield painted black, but that’s just so cliche, you know? Better to do it like Britney and incorporate a little of both.
Captain Safety cruising around Hollywood on Monday:
In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday tomorrow, I give you…
THE TOP TEN THINGS BRITNEY SPEARS IS THANKFUL FOR:
10. Control top pantyhose
9. GynelotrominTM — “when the burning just won’t stop”
8. Penicillin
7. The way turkey legs are tapered at the end, so it’s like a handle
6. Tube tops and fishnets
5. Crystal meth and concealer
4. That Denny’s is open 24 hours
3. Venti triple-shot double-blended white mocha frappucinos with extra whipped cream
2. Poise pads
and the number one thing Britney Spear is thankful for:
1. One whole supervised hour with the kiddies
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p0nk
these pics are all over the place and yet i haven’t heard a single explanation as to why she is attempting to drive like this? The only thing i can come up with is that she is trying to avoid being photographed by the papanazis, as if driving around with your head completely covered wouldn’t draw some attention, but asking Britney to be logical is a waste of breath.
Nov 21st, 2007
bionic bunny
pOnk, BRITNEY is a waste of breath.
Nov 21st, 2007
supes
These pictures raise the question: What kind of surgery is the oh so suave Tubby Bitch trying to cover up this time? I bet its hair plugs.
Nov 21st, 2007
Dragulf
Playing peek-a-boo while driving = BAD IDEA Brit-Brit!
Nov 21st, 2007
agita
At least she got rid of those freakin’ pumpkins
Nov 23rd, 2007
TheLostGirl
She’s always drived like she was on crack at the time!
Nov 24th, 2007
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