What’s Wrong With Amy Winehouse?

Nov 21, 2007

What’s Wrong With Amy Winehouse?

Tags: Amy Winehouse

The Daily Mail is trying to insinuate that Amy Winehouse might still have an issue with drugs. I just don’t know. Maybe if it were something obvious, like a syringe hanging out of her arm or a crack pipe in her back pocket or Pete Doherty stuck in her beehive, I might buy it. But just look at that face! Specifically, the nose! Everything about it says “clean and sober.” And also, “lip liner is a girl’s best friend” and “fuck the dentist.” But there’s absolutely nothing indicating drug usage. I don’t know what those morons are talking about!

EDITOR’S NOTE: There’s a ton of blow in her nostril there. In case you missed the sarcasm.

Amy after last night’s concert and in London last week:

15 Comments, Comment or Ping

Q

Is it me, or is there a giant crack rock in that nostril of hers?

Nov 21st, 2007
supes

Does this ugly ho remind anyone else of Janice from “Friends”? Only, you know, more annoying and way more drugged out?

Nov 21st, 2007
p0nk

Q, i saw that too. or given the current status of her dental work, it could be a tooth.

Nov 21st, 2007
p0nk

supes, is that a trick question trying to get somebody to admit to watching ‘friends’?

Nov 21st, 2007
abby

Yeah, that’s a big fat nostril full of blow. Hence the dripping sarcasm.

Nov 21st, 2007
RichPort

That could be dried up semen actually. That would blow…

Nov 21st, 2007
p0nk

nostril sex with jew girls… the other kosher meat.

Nov 21st, 2007
Sorceressss

This pic is f*cking disgusting, her teeth are more scary than the blow she’s packing in her nose.

Nov 21st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

you figure prison authorities won’t check her for second hand coke when she passes it on to her hubby during her weekly visit.

Nov 21st, 2007
bionic bunny

i dunno guys, “what’s wrong with amy winehouse” is a VERY loaded question.

Nov 21st, 2007
CSS

Girl needs to take some tweezers to her nostril hairs.

Nov 22nd, 2007
agita

How about ‘what’s right’ with Winecrack?

Nov 23rd, 2007
Gweilo

“Nobody’s winking at me!” howled Amy, quite recently.

Nov 23rd, 2007
mrplcnrd

could be a booger

Nov 23rd, 2007
Stephen

I don’t get what the hype about Amy Winehouse is all about? Her music is not particularly special or influential. Can this woman avoid getting into trouble with the law or drugs for at least a one week period???

Jul 30th, 2008