Hulk Hogan Gets Divorced
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Linda Marie Bollea filed for divorce from husband Hulk Hogan last Friday after nearly 24 years of marriage. People Magazine reports
A Times reporter reportedly broke the news to Hogan on Friday night. He thanked the reporter for the “great information” then called back five minutes later to say, “I’m kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”
As if finding out on live radio from a complete stranger that your wife is leaving you isn’t bad enough, having the divorce papers Irish Double-Ax Handled to your chest by a man in neon lycra intent on finishing you off with an Arabian Crab Clutch and a Guillotine Legdrop to your face is still much, much worse.
The Hogan family in happier times:
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
DiamondSal
Good for HIM> The sooner he drops that pack of spoiled losers the sooner he can get on with his life.
Nov 26th, 2007
abby
I feel his mustache is somehow to blame. A mustache that big and powerful can’t be trusted.
Nov 26th, 2007
agita
I will trust his mustache but hers, not so much
Nov 26th, 2007
Dragulf
Surprise! Honey, I filed for divorce. I wanted to give it to you for a Xmas present but that damn reporter ruined it!
Nov 26th, 2007
nojustno
Terry, look at this as a good thing…she is a disgsuting, fake tanned she beast, that spawned you a douche bag, drunk driving idiot of a Son and a HIDEOUS unsexy, and talentless daughter.
You can do a lot better than this, oh and it might be a good idea to stop looking and acting like complete tool.
Nov 26th, 2007
Italian Stallion
His wife leaving him is the best thing to ever happen to him. Now he can bang whores and not feel like he commited adultry. We all know he probably was anyway. Who knows, when he stopped on the side of the road for five minutes, he was picking up a hooker…………
Funny how his show is called “Hogan knows” or some shit like that, because he didn’t know shit………..
Nov 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
anybody else think she’s going to get half of everything he ever made and the state of florida the other half? notice how she filed in california?
in a fit of absolute boredom a couple of years ago, i watched a couple episodes of his show. it was fairly obvious that he was the rule maker in the family, believe it or not. i kinda feel bad for he and his mustache. but agree that it’ll be the best thing ever to happen to him. unless he gets stuck with the kids.
Nov 26th, 2007
iheartlasagne
You know, I know I’m gonna get ripped for this, but I don’t see what’s so godawful about Brooke Hogan. Yes, she’s untalented, boring, not horribly attractive, kinda manly, definitely amazonian. But, it seems she gets a lot of crap for being some sort of monster. She’s not THAT bad! I think Lindsey Lohan is less attractive than she is. Go ahead with your quips.
Nov 26th, 2007
willy
no you’re not going to catch crap for saying that you’re right. People are so crude, what’s wrong with Brook, she’s very attractive, she’s a big tall girl, she’s not heavy or manish. I mean she has a tuff big dad, she’s lucky enough her features are as soft as they are. They seem like a nice family, I think to rip them all apart like you all are is cruel…it’s tragic that yet enough reality show tears the family apart. They seemed so genuine, nice and happy.
As for a Linda, I think the son’s accident was the straw, it was written that Hulk purchased the beer for them that was in their system, that would or could have been the straw for Linda that Hulk was so unresponsible and now their son is facing jail.
Dec 5th, 2007
JESS
I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY. AFTER WATCHING THE SERIES ON TV ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, TO ME IT SEEMED THAT LINDA WILL JUST ACT TO THE PART OF BEING A LOVEABLE WIFE WHEN OBVIOUSLY SHE WAS JUST ALL INTO THE MONEY. YOUR SON AND DAUGHTER NEED TO STOP DEPENDING ON YOU AND YOUR MONEY TO GET THEM OUT OF TROUBLE. YOUR DAUGHTER NEEDS TO STOP BEING SO SPOILED AND START DOING SOMETHING IN HER LIFE INSTEAD OF LYING TO HERSELF THAT SHE WILL BE A GOOD SINGER ONE DAY(WHICH SHE SUCK AT) YOUR SON ALSO NEEDS TO PURSUIT A CAREER THAT WILL HIM BECOME A MAN NOT A SPOILED LOSER. THAT’S WHY MONEY AINT EVERYTHING.
Dec 6th, 2007
John Simpson
Does this mean that Linda will pose naked now? Bring on them big ass titties!!!!
Dec 6th, 2007
bryceplayter
That Linda is the best-built woman I have ever seen in my life. Oh, what tits and that luscious ass. What a hunk of woman. I would give an arm for an hour in bed with that delicious luscious female hunk! What a pice of meat!
Mar 8th, 2008
big johnson
its good that there getting divoriced and now me and linda can go and get us a place together oooh you thought hulk was the only one cheating hell ive been banging linda for 4 years now and have seen brooke naked and playing with her hairless pussy .ill get that next shes moved out and other nite i was at her apartment and she only had on panties and a little bitty top her nipples were hard and i got a few pics of her spraweled out on the bed naked but we couldnt do anything linda was coming over too. but i will get it she sleeping with her body guard a big fat black dude so in time that hot pussy will be mine too just like her hot whorey mommy linda ,,by the way linda said the hulk had a tiny little wee wee never made her happy but after i throwed my ten inch dong in her she bled just like a virgin i showed it to brooke too she just slid her hand inside her sticky panties and moaned ……………..
Mar 22nd, 2008
Ex Hogan Fan
Man Thats The Best News I ever herd ! if you ask me that whole family acked like idiots . hogan a 50 + year old freak tryin to look young with all the face lifts his son a drunken idiot and his daughter the slut which by the way is following after her mommies foot steps maybe mother and daughter are shareing the young boy who claims he was a trainer in reallity he is a male escort i have no respect for older wrestlers like hogan who wanna keep wrestling just to make cash i hope that this doesnt bring that red and yellow colored feak back into the ring and the yellow doesnt stand for bravery either and that crap trining the prayers and the vitamins are all full of shit and his actions prooves it
Jun 29th, 2008
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