Quickies: Put Some Steak On It

Nov 26, 20070

Here’s hoping Hayden Panettiere ends up in the trunk of some 40-year old pervert’s car. (Webster’s My Bitch)

“The Bachelor,” now with domestic violence! (About: Celebrity Gossip)

Cindy Crawford, genetic perfection at 41. (Drunken Stepfather)

Britney Spears is still on the highway to hell. The only difference is the kiddies aren’t sitting in the back of the car. (MollyGood)

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is back on the blow. (Gabsmash)

Elisha Cuthbert, room mother to the stars. (The Bastardly)

We might have won the Cold War, but they still have us beat in the sexy practical joke department. (timekiller)