Comments on: A Very Lohan Thanksgiving

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:29:30 +0000

boy toys are always an option when you share clothes, money, drugs and partners- doesn’t always have to be a boy toy either. besides, the lohan’s escort rates vary from per night, per event or per month, so there is always some type of income to get the party going.

By: p0nk

p0nk — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:01:04 +0000

k, because i was left worrying that she was just after LiLo’s hand-me-down boy toys and that would just be wrong.

By: open mouth jones

open mouth jones — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:23:34 +0000

Because she’s under the impression she can still wring a few drops of blood out of that hole, errm, I mean, stone.

By: p0nk

p0nk — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:20:46 +0000

wait… if LiLo is out of money, why is her mom still hanging with her?

By: abby

abby — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:01:29 +0000

I hear LaLohan is hard up for cash, so I just stuck with boobs and anal. She hasn’t had a hit since “Mean Girls” and her rehab was like twenty five grand every go-round. Not to mention cocaine is freakin expensive. That’s why I steal. Wait, what were we talking about?

By: Dragulf

Dragulf — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:24:21 +0000

He is only 11 so he isn’t messed up yet…

LiLo’s bf sleeps with her mom? What does he care, he’s getting some!

By: p0nk

p0nk — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:22:35 +0000

“If it doesn’t involve a) boobs, b) boobs, or c) anal, there’s no viable reason to spend any time with her.”
You forgot d) money.

By: agita

agita — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:15:11 +0000

A regular Norman rockwell t-day. that is if Norman was a turkey like Lilo