More Abuse Allegations For Britney
Tags: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
A judge ruled yesterday that Britney Spears will get Christmas morning with the kids, but of course that could all change if she’s found guilty of abusing them. Hope y’all wanted a stocking fulla mama’s backhand for Christmas! According to Star Pulse
Troubled pop star Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin Federline are both under investigation by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services. DCFS will appeal to Commissioner Scott Gordon to open the files regarding the care of their young boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. The department’s concerns are said to be “frivolous,” but DCFS has a legal obligation to investigate any such claims.
Britney hasn’t been permitted any unsupervised time with her kids for months now, so I doubt the investigation involves her beating them. Accidentally ashing in one of their eyes or running over one of them with her car, sure. But not physical abuse. Unless you count being related to either one of those douchebags abuse, in which case you should lock them both up and throw away the key. You know, because Britney might try to eat it. I’m pretty sure in her head, “shiny” = “butter-flavored and delicious.”
Britney at Mirabella last week:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
agita
Don’t forget Cheeto abuse, that’s lethal. I’m so glad she made headlines again. I missed seeing her miserable hamhock pimple laden extension smelling face for at least at hour.
Nov 27th, 2007
Dragulf
Thank god she is finally wearing underwear. Now to get her to always wear Pampers or Depends, you know, just in case.
Nov 27th, 2007
abby
Poise pads — for those times when urine trouble. Get it? You’re in, urine? God, that’s awesome. I should go into marketing.
Nov 27th, 2007
open mouth jones
What happens to the boots?
Nov 27th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Britney Spears abusing her kids is like sex with Kobe Bryant, no matter how hard you try to stop it, it’s going to happen anyway………..
Nov 27th, 2007
Your mom
nice rip off of the Family Guy Horseyboy…..
Nov 27th, 2007
AnOldieButAGoodie
Sometimes I wonder if she will ever get it together
Nov 28th, 2007
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