Paris Hilton upskirt — front and back! (Celebrity Smack)

Oprah has made her choice — and expect middle-aged white women to vote accordingly. (Jossip)

Even a cross-dressing Cate Blanchett can’t save this one. (Pajiba)

This finally answers the age old question: can kangaroos masturbate? (timekiller)

Amy Winehouse pulls the plug on the rest of her tour. (Evil Beet)

The source of Brendan Fraser’s new hair revealed! (CityRag)

She might be 40, but Kate Walsh looks pretty hot in a bikini. (Fatback)

First pic of Salma Hayek’s new baby! (Celebitchy)

You could send Kate Moss flowers, but I bet all she really wants a bouquet of coke. (popbytes)

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