Kim “Whore of Babylon” Kardashian reportedly had valuables stolen out of her luggage as she shamelessly whored herself out posed with fans at JFK airport. TMZ reports

[Kim] and sister Kourtney… were approached by fans and paparazzi, including several Delta employees. A source close to Kim [says] that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags, [including] $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and a laptop and digital camera — contents unknown! Kim’s reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

It’d be so freakin’ easy to pull a fast one on Kim Kardashian. All you’d need is a sure-fire way to distract her and you’re in like flynn, baby. Like holding up a mirror, for example. The stupid slut can’t resist the call of her own reflection. Waving around a couple of twenties and a black guy’s penis would also probably do the trick. Then all you’d have to do is take cover under her enormous fake ass and wait for the right moment to escape through the nearest ventilation shaft. It’d be like shooting fish in a barrel. And not just because of the smell, either. Zing!

Kim at Intermix airport on the 24th:

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