Christian Slater: Face Lift, Botox, or Forehead Implant?

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At any moment I expect to see a Warbird Starship land behind Christian Slater, just as he concludes his speech on plasma torpedoes and artificial singularities and the distinct cultural differences between his race and the Vulcan’s. Either that, or he’s just learned that “Untamed Heart” has been voted the greatest movie of all time. What’s the word I’m looking for here? Ah, yes — fehill’curak! Really, I think it goes without saying.

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  1. D A M N !!!

  2. supes

    He looks more like Jack Nicholson than Jack Nicholson.

  3. abby

    Someone put on his angry eyebrows today!

  4. Sorceressss

    Holy shit, his forehead is the size of Canada and I should know, I’m Canadian, eh!

  5. Roast Beef Lips

    There was a time, children, many moons past, when a creature walked the earth with a forehead of such magnitude it out shone the sun.

  6. bob

    Hey, there is a new online blogging community called http://www.sodahead.com. I thinks you guys should go register on that thing

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