Quickies: Wigging Out

Nov 28, 20070

Christina Aguilera, naked except for eight pounds of bronzer on the cover of Marie Claire. (MollyGood)

Cellulite and a fart bubble, all packed into Jennifer Love Hewitt’s gigantic bikini bottoms. (Drunken Stepfather)

Like pro-wrestling before it, could the Hogan’s divorce be a sham? (CelebSlam)

Brooke Burke in a bikini to cure what ails ya. (The Grumpiest)

Britney Spears gets naked in a porn shop and steals a wig on the way out. No, that’s not the punchline to a joke. (The Blemish)

I’d like to kick Zach Braff right in his stupid maltesers. (Websters My Bitch)

Rihanna gets tarred and feathered in a new photoshoot. Okay, just feathered. (Tasteful Celebs)

Looks like Pam Anderson’s hubby has had enough of her worn-out ass. (Ayyy!)

Hey, it’s 4:20 where I am! Good reason to get high and watch backwards sand castle explosions. (timekiller)