Nov 29, 20077

Miu Miu Appeals to Ugly Demographic

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Actress Kirsten Dunst has been chosen to be the new face of fashion house Miu Miu. According to Elle UK

Kirsten Dunst has been signed up to front… Miu Miu’s spring/summer 2008 campaign. Miu Miu is set to expand even further in the US next year with new stores planned for New York and LA, so it was the perfect time to inject some Hollywood glamour into the brand again.

“Hollywood glamour” must be code for “teeth like a mouthful of broken glass and tits like a couple of gym socks full of pudding.” Note to self: avoid Hollywood glamour at all costs.

Kirsten glamming it up over the years:

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Am I the only one who thinks she probably smells of pee?

    Nov 29th, 2007

  2. abby

    Pee and soggy ashtray.

    Nov 29th, 2007

  3. BarbadoSlim

    …and feet.

    Nov 29th, 2007

  4. Roast Beef Lips

    When I look at her, I imagine she smells like old dried out poo, desperation and gold bond medicated foot powder.

    Nov 29th, 2007

  5. agita

    I didn’t know miu miu sold vodka?

    Very old pee and vomit

    Nov 29th, 2007

  6. bionic bunny

    and urinal cakes.

    Nov 29th, 2007

  7. IGetIt

    and vagisil

    Nov 29th, 2007

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