Nov 29, 2007
Miu Miu Appeals to Ugly Demographic
Tags: Kirsten Dunst
Actress Kirsten Dunst has been chosen to be the new face of fashion house Miu Miu. According to Elle UK
Kirsten Dunst has been signed up to front… Miu Miu’s spring/summer 2008 campaign. Miu Miu is set to expand even further in the US next year with new stores planned for New York and LA, so it was the perfect time to inject some Hollywood glamour into the brand again.
“Hollywood glamour” must be code for “teeth like a mouthful of broken glass and tits like a couple of gym socks full of pudding.” Note to self: avoid Hollywood glamour at all costs.
Kirsten glamming it up over the years:
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BarbadoSlim
Am I the only one who thinks she probably smells of pee?
Nov 29th, 2007
abby
Pee and soggy ashtray.
Nov 29th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
…and feet.
Nov 29th, 2007
Roast Beef Lips
When I look at her, I imagine she smells like old dried out poo, desperation and gold bond medicated foot powder.
Nov 29th, 2007
agita
I didn’t know miu miu sold vodka?
Very old pee and vomit
Nov 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
and urinal cakes.
Nov 29th, 2007
IGetIt
and vagisil
Nov 29th, 2007
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