Paris Hilton Wants a Baby
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Now that former best friend turned enemy turned best friend again Nicole Richie is pregnant, Paris Hilton has decided she wants a baby, too. According to People Magazine
[Paris said] “Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”
Still, Hilton admits, she has a few things to take care of first – like finding a man! “I don’t have a boyfriend right now,” the Simple Life star insisted. “But I would love to start a family.”
That’s when the reporter looked up with an expression of bewildered terror — much like Sam Neil’s expression when he discovered the dinosaur eggs hidden in the mud in “Jurassic Park” — and drew up his knees and began rocking back and forth and moaning. Life, it seems, always finds a way. So does playing pincushion to a dozen different penises on a weekly basis. But I’m pretty sure we’re still safe as long as we keep Paris away from West Indian frogs and Jeff Goldblum.
Paris at the One Year Anniversary Of Live Sets On Yahoo! Music two days ago:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Gingerly
What kind of baby? A herpe baby? An AIDS baby? Because that’s the only thing I think she can pump out….maybe even a crabs baby….
Nov 29th, 2007
Junyper
Useless cunt actually thinks she can have anything she wants even people just because she has the money, ain’t it? A kid’s not a dog, bitch.
Nov 29th, 2007
nojustno
God helps us if this useless whore ever has a child, no more Hiltons I say, they have done enough damage.
Nov 29th, 2007
Roast Beef Lips
Didn’t her pet (what was it again? some fancily named rat, or something? anywhooo…) bite her neck so bad she needed a rabies shot or something? i would pay good money to see what come out of her airplane hangar below. if her pet hates her enough to try and assassinate her, imagine what her progeny will do to her.
Nov 29th, 2007
marcos
she just have to stop doing abortions, very easy.
Nov 30th, 2007
p0nk
There’s simply no biologically possible way anything human could survive 9 months in her womb.
Nov 30th, 2007
Peaches
I think we should give her a Chance maybe a Baby will make her settle down.
And Produce the Change that nothing else Could.
Jan 21st, 2008
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