Reese and Jake Go Mile High
Tags: jake gyllehaal, Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly joined the ‘Mile High Club’ on a flight to Los Angeles last week. My gut says Jake spent that ten minutes in the bathroom mussing Reese’s bangs “for that extra rowr factor, girlfriend,” but whatever. Showbiz Spy says
Witherspoon and Jake were flying together from Frankfurt, Germany, to Los Angeles after a trip to the Rome Film Festival. “Reese and Jake kissed and cuddled together under a blanket in her recliner seat in the back row,” the witness continued. Three hours into the flight, Reese reportedly got up from her seat and walked forward to the toilet. Two minutes later Jake got up and allegedly walked into the same bathroom. “I started timing them - they were together in there for 11-minutes,” the witness told Star. Jake came out of the bathroom first, and Reese reportedly followed him three-minutes later. “When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away.
Mmm-hmm. An airplane bathroom. No place sexier than the four cubic feet where the fat guy in the third row just unloaded a big greasy dump and the legally blind old guy just hosed down the wall. Did I mention there’s only like four cubic feet? Which makes it mathematically impossible for the fat guy’s ass not to have touched the wall when he was wrestling his pants back over his mysterious lump. Lucky Reese. I guess the Delta crapper will have to do when a sewer grate and closet full of lepers isn’t available.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I call bullshit, that’s not enough space for Reese to even don her BlackMamba strap-on.
Nice try.
Nov 29th, 2007
p0nk
now that’s the kind of class that separates from Reese from the other celebutards.
Nov 29th, 2007
Dragulf
Legally blind or legally blond? Can you be illegally blond?
Nov 29th, 2007
syd
Wow, she looks like somebody’s grandmother in that middle pic on the bottom. And not even a GILF.
Nov 29th, 2007
abby
Do you come across a lot of grandmas you would like to fuck? If so, I need your number stat.
Nov 29th, 2007
syd
Not with a full set of teeth. I live wayyyy down south.
Nov 29th, 2007
sonya
Nothing says “sexy” like a brushed steel toilet with blue water.
Nov 29th, 2007
Dapper1
Not to play devil’s advocate here, but its obviouse nobody here has ever flown first-class. And god can strike me down if they flew coach. you get at least an extra 2 or 3 cubic feet in first class. And I think they even have an auto-air freshener thingie. So its not quite so cramped with a booty/lilac smell. I’ve had worse smelling sex in better situations. I’ll spare you the details. But let me tell you this much, after my last ‘foray’, I can be face-to-”face” with the best looking and smelling poonanny, and I still get wartime flashbacks of the beef-curtains that equals my worst mistake ever…
Nov 30th, 2007
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