Julia Roberts is Pissed

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E! News was all over this Splash footage of Julia Roberts chasing down some paparazzo with her car as he attempted to photograph her children on the way to school. Really, what’s all the fuss about? So some dude you don’t know is crouched down in his car taking pictures of your kids. Big deal. Who doesn’t occasionally loiter around a schoolyard and snap some candids of little girls in skirts on the swings? Who doesn’t keep a stash of Mike and Ike’s in their pockets to convince the little boys to follow you to back to the car to “check out the cute puppy you just bought?” Who doesn’t hide behind a bush on the playground with their genitals pulled out, waiting for some kid to round the corner and meet “The Daddy Snake?” Perfectly normal, legal behavior. Next, Julia’s gonna probably start railing on some prostitute trying to give a john a blowjob behind the gym for a little meth. So, what, the schoolyard’s a fuckin’ church now or something? Ho, ho! We can’t all just prance around a private school doing exploratory arts after our fancy catered lunches! Some of us have to work, you know? Meth doesn’t just pay for itself! Jesus Christ. Hollywood types can be so damn sanctimonious sometimes.

12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Davis

    Wow, my respect for her just doubled. Right there. Did you feel it?

  2. supes

    If my respect for her doub;ed, I still have no respect for her. Allow me to explain: Two times zero still equals zero. But to be fair, I did gain a smidgen of respect for her.

  3. abby

    I have to admit her cool and composed demeanor was impressive. I would have spat in the guy’s face and kicked the driver’s side door a couple of times.

  4. supes

    No umbrella?

  5. p0nk

    lmao supes!
    what these celebutards can’t quite seem to grasp is that the reason they have enough disposable income to feed an entire 3rd world country, is they’ve already sold their soul and have no more rights to privacy. You want your privacy, bitch? refund my money.

  6. Sara

    pOnk, what does money you stupidly put up to see Julia Roberts (which makes you a ‘tard- who willingly watches her act?) have to do with her privacy? It’s brainless twits like you that have killed our effing culture.

    She can’t act. And I’m a little disappointed she didn’t get violent. But that was pretty cool.

  7. p0nk

    Sara,
    1) when a person sells something, an object, an idea, their own image – it is no longer theirs. Thus they have no rights, unless previously contracted, to dictate how it is used. Celebrities make a ton of money selling themselves (some cultures would call it prostituting) to the media.

    2) have you ever purchased a product that she endorses? have you purchased any product advertised by a company that has sponsored a broadcast featuring her? If so, then you have contributed to the ‘killing of our effing culture’ you ‘brainless twit’.

    3) rather than just act beligerant because it’s the cool thing to do on the net, why not try to find some consistency in your life. consistency or fiber, you sound constipated.

  8. p0nk I’ll give you that JULIA in public does not have any expectation of privacy. HOWEVER her children are not public figures. There is no transitive property of public figure-ness. I understand why the woman’s pissed, I’d shoot a bitch.

  9. agita

    Not only an umbrella, an open umbrella up the paps asses…now THAT, I’d pay to see.

  10. Excellent advice p0nk.

    Julia Roberts looks and acts like a horse. I lump her acting with Richard Gere’s. You need a hamster to get them to change expressions.

  11. Nonplussed

    In spite of the fact that she’s the movie star, here she’s the Mom doing what any Mom would do in response to this nonsense. I like her for it.

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