Quickies: Bride of Chucky

Nov 30, 20070

Jennifer Aniston gets nose job number two. (City Rag)

Brad Pitt isn’t allowed to get naked on the big screen anymore. That Angelina is one selfish bitch. (Webster’s)

Rachel Bilson’s virginal bottom in white denim. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jack Nicholson’s guaranteed to dry up your nether regions, ladies. (CelebSlam)

Marie Osmond’s tiny evil doll likeness, just in time for the holidays! (Ayyyy!)

Tila Tequila isn’t really a gay?! Then her show is… a fraud? No shit. (MollyGood)

Penelope Cruz sporting one big-ass bow. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Two girls, one cup… and one grandma. (timekiller)