A Very Britney Birthday
Tags: Britney Spears
Britney Spears celebrated her 26th birthday Saturday night by getting shit-faced and staggering around a dance floor in a fur coat until morning. The NY Daily News reports
[Britney] partied it up at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style in Bel Air with one of [her] few remaining pals, Alli Sims. [She] downed drink after drink and swooped up freebies from party planners - $30,000 in fur coats, a $10,000 diamond ring and $4,000 in Barito sunglasses — then hit the Beverly Hills Four Seasons for champagne toasts with Paris Hilton until dawn.
You can see from the above picture just why “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” was a no-go. Same goes for “Cake Walk” and “Punch the Fatty in her Stupid Ugly Face.” Thank God for “Musical Chairs” and “Balloon Choo-Choo,” or the party would have been a total disaster!
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litelysalted
I love it how Britney can make Paris Hilton look “classy” in comparison. Fucking brilliant!
Dec 3rd, 2007
abby
I think my panties just spontaneously self-destructed.
Dec 3rd, 2007
miss_switzerlaND
HEYYY BRITNEYYY GIMME GIMME M GIMME M GIMME GIMME MORE BABY GIMME GIMME MORE BRITNEY THATS YOUR END THATS REALLY TRUE SORRY BABYY YOU HEAV NOT HAIR NOT RESPECKT BRITNEY THATS REALLY SHIT AND FUCK SORRY BEJJBY
Dec 3rd, 2007
supes
I agree. ^
Dec 3rd, 2007
open mouth jones
Where can I sign up for Punch this Stupid Fat Ass in her Cunt? I’ll wear haz mat gear - obvs, but still, sounds fun, no?
Dec 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
Remember when you were little and your parents kept saying “If you keep making faces like that it’s gonna get stuck”? That would be great if it was true and hers stayed like that………..
Dec 3rd, 2007
supes
She’s making a face?
Dec 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
^^^^ LOL…….
Dec 3rd, 2007
p0nk
whenever i see her make that face, i start hiding the umbrellas.
Dec 3rd, 2007
Dragulf
At first I though you had pictures of my mom posted Abby. Once the haze cleared away, I started throwing up.
Dec 3rd, 2007
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