Amy Winehouse, Morning Glory
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The Daily Mail scored this lovely photograph of singer Amy Winehouse enjoying an early morning constitutional. The paper says
Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend’s house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated. Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.
I’m guessing she was up early for a little meditative yoga and tai chi. A little something to center her spiritually before a brisk morning jog around the block. Or maybe she blew a fix and was hoping a local vagrant might have tossed an old needle in the gutter right before he took a dump. Either way, Amy’s up pretty early, and you know how that saying goes — the early bird gets the worm! That’s of course assuming “worm” is street slang for “turd-coated syringe.” Yeah, I always thought that saying was pretty fucking stupid.
UPDATE: Now with even more glory!
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Q
That picture just put me in a fetal position for half an hour
Dec 3rd, 2007
RichPort
It sucks when your A cup can hang down to your belly button without a bra. Sad really.
Dec 3rd, 2007
p0nk
with a little collagen in the lips she could be a dead ringer for Mick Jagger.
Dec 3rd, 2007
Dragulf
She looks rough/used up.
Dec 3rd, 2007
Michaela
The only thing worse than Amy Winehouse on her own is if Amy started hanging out with Britney. Please, someone introduce them and let the chaos begin!
Dec 3rd, 2007
Dragulf
They use her picture to describe Vinegar.
Dec 3rd, 2007
p0nk
Michaela,
you could be on to something there. While i’m pretty certain that Amy has built up a lot of immunities to whatever super-terrestrial diseases that have invaded her body and brain, it could probably kill Britney in nothing flat – thus, sounds like a good plan. As far as returning the favor, I’m not sure how contagious stupidity is, so Amy is probably safe, unless Britney drives her around.
Dec 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
Just when I thought this bitch couldn’t get any uglier. Why is her nose all red? LOL…..
Dec 3rd, 2007
p0nk
she’s definitely going in my dead pool for 2008 if she makes it that long.
Dec 3rd, 2007
agita
Hamhocks is troubled…Crackhouse is pre-coma
Dec 4th, 2007
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