Jennifer Love Hewitt, Size 2
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Jennifer Love Hewitt has opened up about those unfortunate pictures that hit the net last week of her frolicking in a bikini. Opened up and stuffed in a big wad of fried mozzarella, that is! She writes via her MySpace
This is the last time I will address this subject.
I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful. What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.
You could strap those “size 2″ bikini bottoms to a masted schooner and set sail across the seven seas and still have enough left over to make the crew matching vests and cummerbunds. They’d also make a great fire blanket or night-time sky in an elementary school production of “Goodnight Moon.”
Those size 2 12 pictures again:
33 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
size 2??? wow. somebody is having delusions of grandeur. she’s at least an 8 or 10. at least!
Dec 3rd, 2007
supes
Pictures from bad angles? Like from the back? Or the front? She IS dilusional. Also, her show sucks.
Dec 3rd, 2007
p0nk
a bit of cottage cheese but i would still pound that like the fist of an angry god.
Dec 3rd, 2007
Rebelboy
WOW…what a H U G E fat ASS!
Dec 3rd, 2007
atomicjason
what a heeping helping of “HEWITT BUTT LOAF” !
Dec 3rd, 2007
RichPort
Thong… I’m thinking thong. Ok, fine, I’m thinking off helping her work off some of that celluheavy.
What?
Dec 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
I like big butts and I cannot lie……….
Dec 3rd, 2007
RichPort
Who doesn’t like it when a sausage comes out of it’s casing? It must suck to peak at 17…
Dec 3rd, 2007
RebelBoy
I feel kinda sorry for the “Man of her Dreams”…did he count on her ass to inflate before or after he agreed to marry that HUGE ASS!
Dec 3rd, 2007
Brad
Am I the only one who thinks she looks pretty good? I mean honestly, 90% of the overweight cheeto-scented virgins posting on here will never, ever in their lives hit something nearly as good as that.
Dec 3rd, 2007
RichPort
Hey Brad, if that’s the top of the mountain for you, you must live on a fucking prarie.
Dec 3rd, 2007
cruising4c@work
Yes Brad, you are the only one that thinks that.
Stallion, can’t believe you went there….
Dec 3rd, 2007
Dragulf
She looks OK. She is a short/small woman right?
Dec 3rd, 2007
GRendel
I didn’t read her reply as if she was inferring that she’s a size two. Even if she was she’s absolutely right. Too much emphasis is placed on body size and not enough on the person inside. I’m glad that I was blessed to have a father who taught me that in every woman there is beauty. Regardless of what size JLH is, she has an amazingly beautiful face. If that face was to wake up beside me in the morning I wouldn’t care what the rest of her looked like and I doubt many of you would either.
Dec 3rd, 2007
p0nk
Brad, i’ve had better (although I’d still hit that), but i’m not a cheeto-scented virgin, so i don’t know how that fits into your 90% statistics.
Dec 3rd, 2007
Joe
She’s right. Wow, you people sound like old lame ugly girls who want to rip the prom queen. How pathetic.
Brad is closer to right than you dinks.
Dec 3rd, 2007
Dragulf
DAMN IT! How did he know I was an overweight, cheeto-scented virgin?
My dreams do too count!
Dec 3rd, 2007
RichPort
Well Joe and Brad, you’re just one more middle aged man away from a lemon party. Let us know how that turns out.
Dec 3rd, 2007
iheartlasagne
This whole thing is a bit unfair - yeah, she’s got some cellulite, and yeah, she’s bigger than she was, but c’mon, people! In the picture with her fiance, she doesn’t look much wider than him, and in other pictures he’s appeared to be pretty slim. The pictures of her in the ocean by herself provide no scale or perspective with which to compare her ass. I think everyone should give this a fucking rest. At least we all have different tastes. Paris Hilton’s thin, she’s probably a size 2, that must mean she’s the hottest piece of ass on the planet (I think we all know that’s not true - and she’s also taken cellulite pics)!
Dec 3rd, 2007
spatz
i don’t know what version of yeeeah.com you people are reading, but the point of this site isnt to sit around the fucking happy circle, holding hands and talking about how beautiful everyone is on the inside. do you even read this site? the whole point is to be snarky. when some celebrity who is famous for staging paprazzi shots (much as i’m pretty positive these were, she’s fucking smiling and posing, it just backfired on her lumpy ass) gets photographed with an ass full of cellulite and lovehandles, you’re damn sure she’s going to be made fun of.
its assholes like this that kind of killed the superficial for everyone.
Dec 3rd, 2007
Dragulf
What killed the ‘fish is the funny people left and there are only trolls mocking each other left…
Dec 3rd, 2007
RebelBoy
My GOD…that’s ONE BIG FAT ASS!!! She really let herself go - and ya…beauty is in the eye of the beholder - “BUTT” when you behold that MASSIVE ASS, you know it’s only gunna get BIGGER after she gets married! Good for the “Man of her dreams”………Talk about mudd flapts, that girl’s got em’!
Dec 3rd, 2007
vatoa
Fat ass???? That is not fat!! If she’s happy with her body, why should we criticise. Our perception of what the stars should look like is too skewered… Now Paris Hilton in a bikini is not sexy…she’s too darn skinny. Angelina Jolie…well she should fatten up. never mind her cellulite, take a close look at yourself first… she’s just a ‘normal’ human being who doesn’t care about our comments!
Dec 4th, 2007
Petite
vatoa- go back to your ‘happy circle’- we’re here to make fun of people. Why? Because we can, that’s why.
I don’t make fun of my friends or family, so I gotta get it out somewhere!
JLH needs to get on the treadmill to tighten that ass up. That is an ass that has not seen a gym in quite some time! But her belly is flat, so I give her a 7.
Dec 4th, 2007
agita
JLH…Jumbo Loaded Hogass never did it for me and now fuggedaboutit
Dec 4th, 2007
RichPort
vatoa? Hi. I bet if I turn your keyboard over and strike it a few dozen times, a half pound of old food will sprinkle out. Eat a fucking salad.
Dec 4th, 2007
JohnnyLawEsq.
A size 2? A size 2? A size 2? What the hell is she thinking? Girl got fat and that is that. Whatever works for her is fine, but for me, she is too fat. The emphasis is on body fat only because body fat does not get me an erection.
Dec 4th, 2007
Anon
Size 2, ROTFLMAO, I think you forgot the 1 that goes in front honey. I’ll consider it a typo. You don’t get to stay a 2 when you’ve obviously gained about 25 pounds.
Dec 4th, 2007
robiejann
Hey, guys you have nothing but a bitch of dreaming off!
Dec 4th, 2007
Tara
I’m a size 4 and there’s no WAY her fat ass could fit into any of my clothes. Yeah, I agree with the people who guessed a size 10 or 12. How much could she possibly love her body if she’s lying about her size?
Am I the only one who noticed her bf? Check out that first thumbnail pic. He has baby man boobs and the start of a beer gut. This is the man of her dreams? She dreams about THAT?
Dec 5th, 2007
Tammyv1971
What I’m hearing from the guys here is that they like t&a, right? It’s evolution. On the back side is where women store fat - that’s just the way it is - and men like to hit it…bottom line.
I get the idea that the girls posting here are either under 15 or stuck in maturity/mentality of a freshman HS girl. Your twisted (Nicole Richie/Paris Hilton) idea of beauty is looking like a prepubescent teenage boy. Anyone ever look at your mothers and aunts - they looked like you when they were 14 too, but women’s bodies are made for procreation. The bigger the hips, the more fat stores, the better off you are for carrying a baby. That’s what men look for… it’s natural selection.
Besides, you are all jealous of JLH - she is a beautiful girl.
Dec 5th, 2007
Billz
She’s really hot. I love that ass!
Dec 5th, 2007
Be4Real
Oh cmon. Look at all the things a woman has going for her and now they have some pics they can possibly use against her? What is this madness all about.
First of all, I think we all have something we dont want to publish on paper to the whole world, unfortunately part of being a celeb is having that disadvantage of not having any privacy. And before anyone speaks about being fat, I think 90 % of the population is probably speaking before they can even take a good look at themselves.
If I were her I would not even feel obligated to say anything about all the negative comments, because it is probably coming from people who are not happy about their personal lives who want to vent on someone else! That what all this hype is about.
I honestly think she is a beautiful woman who simply has a lot of things going for her!!
Dec 15th, 2007
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