Is It Just Me, or Is It Gay in Here?

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Yeah, is it just me, or is it really fucking gay in here? TMZ gays says

John Travolta and Jodi Foster came out to celebrate the Hollywood Reporter’s Power 100 in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, [where] Jodie received the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award.

Did they hold this award show in a closet? Jesus! What is Queen Latifah doing here? Where are Anderson Cooper and Jada Pinkett, then? And my “he’s-just-sensitive” uncle and my seventh grade art teacher and her “roomate?” They might as well have called this little masquerade the “Cower 100.” Usually, the only time you have this many people pretending not to be gay in one room is during a open session of Congress. Really, this must be some kind of new closet-gay record or something!

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. syd

    I couldn’t care less if celebs come out or stay buried in the closet. That didn’t keep me from laughing my ass off at this.

  2. p0nk

    “John Travolta and Jodi Foster came out…”
    i think that answered your question right there.

  3. simpsonsistershavezerotalent

    you rule Abby, but don’t diss Jodi, she is an awesome and REAL actress, nothing fake about her at all.

  4. That there is a Big closet…

  5. bionic bunny

    the black HOLE of closets…..

    (eight shots and counting)

  6. agita

    my wrist went limp just reading this

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