Pete Doherty to the Rescue
Tags: Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty
Like a superhero in a pork pie hat and with blow all over his pants, Pete Doherty was seen swooping in to Amy Winehouse’s rescue at four in the morning yesterday. The Daily Mail reports
In the early hours of the morning Doherty was photographed entering the home of 24-year-old Winehouse, clutching a guitar in his hand. The scruffy singer’s trousers appeared to be covered in a light dusting of white powder. Their relationship is… said to be purely professional. The pair are working on a duet called You Hurt The Ones You Love.
I think that’s what they call “the blind leading the blind.” Or the “blind punting the blind off a forty foot cliff into a runaway stage coach piloted by cirrhosis and heart failure. Also cobras.” Talk about your dynamic duo! All they need are matching scabs and fancy boots and a winsome catch phrase, like “Junkies unite!” or “Watch out — you just crapped yourself again” or “Fuck, she’s not breathing!” Disney, I hope you’re taking notes! Instead of “The Incredibles,” I give you “The Injectables.” Syringes and tubing sold separately.
Amy with a big bag of blow in her trunk:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
They’re starting to look like twins.
Dec 4th, 2007
abby
Scabies twins.
Dec 4th, 2007
agita
Is it a designer bag of blow? Gucci?
Dec 4th, 2007
Q
These early morning Winehouse Britney combos are starting to do a number on my eyes
Dec 4th, 2007
T
I cannot understand this behaviour…he has no talent whatsoever so he tries to connect with people who put him under the spotlight…but she used to know better…this is not only paparazzi persecution, this is a great singer and musician wanting attention for something as immature as the heavy use of drugs….she knows that this bag, Pete Doherty and walking around in underwear will only attract negative attention…why would you want this kind of attention when you are at the top of your musical career?
Dec 4th, 2007
p0nk
T,
I don’t know, maybe because she’s a freakin’ train wreck?
Dec 4th, 2007
abby
Everybody loves trains!
Dec 4th, 2007
Dragulf
BANG! BANG! and the world is a better place…
Dec 4th, 2007
bionic bunny
chug, chug, TOOT, TOOT, off we go!
it looks like she has a catepillar crawling on her eye…
“the injectables”. good one, abby!
Dec 4th, 2007
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