Dec 5, 2007
Jennifer Love Hewitt Still Hungry
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All that waddling around in Pacific ocean can really make a girl hungry! As, apparently, can “sitting down.” Also the color blue. The phases of the moon. The number seven. Driftwood. Vernacular architecture. Pretty much anything, really. All Jennifer Love Hewitt’s missing are the googly eyes and a good “Me love da letter of de day! Mrrmhmu mumm mmhrmm rmm rrrgh!” before the plate is made to suffer the same unfortunate fate as the letter Q.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
supes
She’s covering her belly fold with a towel. Well played.
Dec 5th, 2007
DiamondSal
You put a towel over you lap on a picnic to avoid spills. She’s a lovely, kind and caring person, that needs to exercise perhaps. That she eats is normal. Why should you berate her for being human and hungry? I bet you will argue Marilyn Monroe was a fat pig, and Kate Moss is overweight too.
Dec 5th, 2007
p0nk
i got something to feed her.
Dec 5th, 2007
abby
Oh, Sally, settle down. I didn’t mean it. She just looks like shit in these pictures and it’s fun to make fun of people when they look ugly. Dr. Phil says it’s the best way to a healthy self-esteem, and my self-esteem is through the fucking roof! I’ll be coming out with my own self-help book soon enough.
Dec 5th, 2007
RichPort
Geez Sal, who took a shit in your happy sandwich today?
Dec 5th, 2007
RebelBoy
Thank GOD you didn’t show that FAT HUGE ASS of her’s again! My Mommy made “BUTT LOAF” Yesterday for dinner…and I’m still tryin to keep it down…Oooohhh!
Dec 5th, 2007
Dragulf
Sally, did someone slap you silly? They should have. Mocking celebs is what this place is for. Get the fuck out! Towel around your lap to avoid spills on the Beach? ROFL!
Dec 5th, 2007
Butch
She’s got the love of a good man, which is all a gal really needs these days.
Dec 5th, 2007
agita
Geez I guess we are gonna see this fugly broad every time she decides to eat something?
How many calories in a towel?
Dec 6th, 2007
RebelBoy
RIGHT ON DRAGULF!!!!
These Celebs think they are so much better than us little people…they deserve alittle kick in the ass….ever if it’s a HUGE FAT ASS like FAT MISS Hewitt!
Dec 6th, 2007
TheLostGirl
Holy hell… would YOU wear the same bikini after it caused all that fuss?!?
Dec 6th, 2007
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