Scarlett Johansson Sues Us Weekly

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Scarlett Johansson is lashing out against tabloid giant Us Weekly for their cover story alleging the actress underwent a nose job. Her rep tells OK! Magazine

“US Weekly’s cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication. Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an “expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what “might” have been done. It wasn’t.”

And Scarlett herself has this to say to OK!:

“I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.”

“Plus, I work really hard at my craft!” she continued as she climbed up on the trampoline and pulled off her shirt. Her agent nodded in agreement as he handed her the jump rope, adding “People respect her for her talent!” Then he winked at me and held his hands out in front of his chest and made honking sounds.

Scarlett on the set of “He’s Just Not That Into You” last month:

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    If she were standing on her head naked, no one would worry about anything on her face at all.

  2. abby

    You know, more women should have that very attitude, RichPort. You should teach a seminar or something. It works like a charm for me.

  3. p0nk

    rumor has it that Owen Wilson leaked the ‘nose job’ story.

  4. RichPort

    I think Scarlett got it all wrong. They mentioned “job” meaning fellatio… and her pretentious ass automatically though rhinoplasty. If she knew they meant blowjob she’d be all like, “Oh, just spell my name right, bitch”.

    abby, I taught that trick to two girls and their one cup… it wasn’t pretty.

  5. Who is this idiot anyway? Who cares?

  6. See, I thought they were alleging some lip-related plastic surgery shenanigans with that cover, because her upper lip looked totally weird. It was like there was no indentation in it. Unilip!

  7. Stupid, filppant lawsuit, no?

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